2006-11-19 07:59:07 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Murder isn't a perfect crime, because you'll never be able to relax as you'll be a hunted man. Plus the benefits are limited.
The perfect crime is hacking into an Investment Bank, covering all your tracks and then sweeping millions of dollars into a numbered Swiss account. Then laundering it through multiple stock markets to clean the money and destroy the tracks.
Investment banks can't afford to go public with this type of crime. If a bank announces they've been hacked into, they destroy their image, credibility and cause a loss of confidence. This means they lose far more money than the few million you've stolen. Who wants to put millions into a bank that people can break into?
For that reason, very few banks have gone public when they've been hacked. It's a crime that has a 95%+ chance of getting away with it and the rewards are HUGE. No investors lose out either, it's just a bit less profit for the greedy Bankers!
Perfect crime!!
2006-11-19 08:07:57 · answer #1 · answered by Cracker 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Here is the perfect crime!
You steal miliions of dollars in gold bars from the original thieves. The thieves can't report it missing. You wait 10 years before ever taking the melted slugs to be cashed in. You go out of state every time, to a different place, under a different fake id every time.
You become a free spender, eating fancy dinners, buying nice gifts for family, send your kids on lavish ski trips w/ their friends, and buy anything that doesn't last or show a paper trail.
And- It helps alot if your mom's 2nd husband was a millionaire when he died, so you can now run a bunch of this cash thru her bank account.
Now of course your wife will probably discover your pot of gold and want some of it too. Later, when you start to get stingy with her she'll probably threaten to tell the cops but don't worry, NO ONE will believe her. Any evidence she has goes right into file 13, afterall it is a "domestic dispute". You will laugh all the way to the bank.
Moral of the story: do ANYTHING criminal you decide to do and ONLY let your wife in on it. She can't testify against you EVER.
Now how cool is that?
2006-11-19 09:21:59 · answer #2 · answered by upside down 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, but there is a murder trial going on in my town, where a couple of guys were drinking in a house that was under contruction, and one tried to rape to other(allegedly) as the smaller man strangled him, and drove his body out to a park and dumped it. Now if I were trying to cover up a murder like this, I would have made sure that one of the heaters that the contruction workers use was close to something really flammable. Then it would look like some drifter broke into the house to sleep, and ended up burning with the house. Hope this helps with writers block or whatever
2006-11-19 08:06:01 · answer #3 · answered by somebody cares 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you seriously think that anyone who has committed a crime ("perfect" or otherwise) would be so stupid as to post it here? Jeez. Anyone who thinks that this site isn't looked at by outside agencies is not living in the real world. Here in the US, we have the "Patriot Act" to thank for this.
I'm not saying anyone should be paranoid, but, it seems to me that your question is just inviting trouble.
2006-11-19 08:17:20 · answer #4 · answered by happy heathen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Though crime is to abstract a term and murder too crude(as pointed out), yes, I think I've committed the perfect crime(opiniated)...
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2006-11-19 17:03:56 · answer #5 · answered by yahooligan 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There's no such thing as the perfect crime. You may think you have gotten away with a crime, but sooner or later, one way or the other, it'll catch up with you. Remember, there's always God Almighty who sees and hears all.
2006-11-19 08:05:23 · answer #6 · answered by merry59 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Murder is too crude, unless you mean philosophically.
Yep I think I did the perfect crime. I stole some ideas, and then developed and modified it to such an extent that it became known as my invention. :)
2006-11-19 08:23:01 · answer #7 · answered by netwalker01 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if i did or if i will ever commit the perfect crime , the last thing in the world i would do is answer this question honestly....
2006-11-19 08:13:59 · answer #8 · answered by ~just_jd~ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have committed the perfect crime.Check it out.This guy sweet talked my wife into believing that life would be pure heaven with him.And she believed him.So she lied and cheated to be with him.We have been divorced for 5 year now after 12 years of marriage.My son tells me that this guy does nothing but ***** about her and they do nothing but fight and argue all the time. The Perfect Crime.I got away scottfree and he got her and is welcome to her.
2006-11-19 08:23:12 · answer #9 · answered by dreamweaver021557 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The way you keep talking you already have or want to commit murder?
2006-11-19 08:06:20 · answer #10 · answered by star_utsf 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋