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2006-11-19 05:58:39 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Norfolk, Va. - While the results of the research are preliminary, scientists at the Diminutive Male Genitalia Disorder Research Organization have discovered a genetic link between small penis size and the being liberal. The organization recently began to tabulate data from a two-year study of men with Diminutive Male Genitalia Disorder (DMGD) and has posted the results on its Web site, DMGD.org.
The subjects of the study varied from men with a slight abnormality in penis size to men with pubis innius, a term for an inverted male pubic region. By tracing what has been identified as the "DMGD gene," an abnormality in the 21st chromosome was discovered. Researchers found that this abnormality appears to be consistently linked to two traits: abnormally small male reproductive organs and the ability to derive joy from liberal activities, which starts with acting out in school and, in isolated instances, can manifest itself in homosexual acts. Research team leader Dr. Brad Uplurch and his colleagues in New Orleans, La., plan to investigate whether DMGD was a factor in making San Fransicko California the home of liberal indecency.
"These findings confirm what we have believed for a long time: Liberals just don't measure up." "They are apparently overcompensating for their failure to succeed in life by adopting deviant behaviors and delusional attitudes."
2006-11-19 06:03:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 2⤋
Too funny. I'll bet the real scorebore is mad as h*** at you for cloning her and asking this question.
Some of us conservatives are happily married and express and expend that energy with our spouses. Which is as it should be.
2006-11-19 14:13:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
For some reason, every time I see the word Conservative and/ or Republican, scandal comes to mind!
2006-11-19 14:10:45 · answer #3 · answered by The Idealist 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, they're either hypocrites or they have sex with their wives within marriage, the latter of which I believe is more predominant.
Regardless, they stand for the right things as opposed to liberals who want to throw out sound laws and sanity altogether.
2006-11-19 14:01:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Pages or our fake White House Reporters.
Jeffy is MINE...get your own fake WH reporter!
2006-11-19 14:04:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Where's the red-hair girl?
2006-11-19 14:12:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Having homosexual encounters while preaching the evil of gays.
Hypocrisy must take up a lot of energy, huh?
2006-11-19 14:05:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
to play with their interior designer best friend
2006-11-19 14:00:43 · answer #8 · answered by http://hogshead.pokerknave.com/ 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Why are you insulting your own party?
2006-11-19 14:00:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
to complain about liberals
2006-11-19 14:02:28 · answer #10 · answered by santapatita 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋