in your opinion?
2006-11-19 05:45:45 · 12 answers · asked by Fearfully & wonderfully made 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Some dumb@ss guy said "My girlfriend gags when she brushes her teeth but not when she gives me a bj, why?" and one of the funniest replies was " maybe you are smaller than the toothbrush". I almost fell out of my chair laughing. Oh well- ask a stupid question get a stupid answer!!
2006-11-19 05:52:51 · answer #1 · answered by ArkyGirl 3 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Well I must say all the pregnancy and "spot on my penis" ones are hilarious.
But someone was talking about attacking a beaver...with a chainsaw... I can't remember the exact wording but haaha.
I'll go back in my profile and see if I can find some of the funny ones. They usually get deleted though.
2006-11-19 05:51:06 · answer #2 · answered by Fluffy 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
i just saw this question last night, which i did not answer because i was laughing so hard. defo not the funniest, but that's one i can remember.
the question was: "how many of you guys smell your fingers after scratching your balls?" exact words from the questioner.
i'm sure you'll find it pretty disgusting. i thought the bloke's a hard case.
2006-11-19 09:04:33 · answer #3 · answered by jose 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Some HILARIOUS dude asked, My pet rooster is getting to fat, and I think I need to walk him around my neighborhood. How could you rig a harness for him??? Lolz i laughed so hard
2014-07-26 13:27:21 · answer #4 · answered by SAM-I-AM 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Had a friend way back in HS - over 15 yrs ago -- like to asked guys if they were hard if they would be willing to stick "it" in a bucket of ice .... never did figure out why she wanted to know....
2006-11-19 06:09:24 · answer #5 · answered by akelaamy 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Back over the summer,someone asked "what the funniest yo momma insult was"?,my response:
'Yo momma's asss is so big,that everytime she blew "wind",the poor folks in Tokyo thought a Tsunami hit them"
Man,did I catch hell for that one!!)-:
2006-11-19 05:50:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
this one time when some guy wrote 16 things to do while in a public bathroom.. and if your in a stall next to your boss do you wait for him to leave before taking a high crap.. funny in a sick way
2006-11-19 06:19:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Pretty much anything by the real WHIDR cracked me up every time.
2006-11-19 05:49:21 · answer #8 · answered by FaerieWhings 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think i was abducted by aliens last night, asked by me, and also i asked if its all right to eat your dog when it dies, i figured out that it is not all right
2006-11-19 06:15:30 · answer #9 · answered by juggums 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
a girls locker # was 69 and she didnt know what it ment.
2006-11-19 06:01:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋