2006-11-19 05:21:55 · 15 answers · asked by Special nobody 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
A guy fell off a really high high cliff.
As he was falling, a tree root was
sticking out and he was able to grab it.
He was hanging there yelling, "Somebody help me!"
He yelled and yelled
.
Suddenly a HUGE voice from the sky said, "I hear you."
The man said, "Oh thank you God. Please save me!"
The voice said, "Do you believe in me?"
Man- "Oh yes yes!! Please save me!"
God- "Do you have FAITH in me?"
Man- "Oh yes Lord, I have faith in you!!!"
God said, "Then let go of the branch!"
The man yelled, "Can anybody HEARRRRRR me???"
2006-11-19 05:38:35 · answer #1 · answered by NANCY K 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Q: how are you going to inform even as a legal specialist is mendacity? A: His lips are transferring. Q: What do attorneys do even as they die? A: They lie nonetheless. Q: what's the issue with legal specialist jokes? A: legal specialist's do not imagine they're humorous, and no human being else thinks they're jokes. and a longish one: upon getting all the Pope's bags loaded into the limo, the motive force notices that the Pope remains status on the decrease. "Excuse me, Your Eminence," says the motive force, "might want to you please take your seat with the intention to go away?" "nicely, to inform you the reality," says the Pope, "they by no potential enable me force on the Vatican, and that i might want to extremely favor to force on the prompt." "i'm sorry yet i will not assist you try this. i might want to lose my interest! And what if something could take position?" protests the motive force, wishing he'd by no potential lengthy gone to artwork that morning ."There may be something extra in it for you," says the Pope. Reluctantly,the motive force receives contained in the decrease back because the Pope climbs in in the back of the wheel the motive force instantly regrets his determination even as, after exiting the airport, the great Pontiff flooring it, accelerating the limo to at least one hundred and 5 mph. "Please decelerate, Your Holiness!!!" pleads the anxious motive force, besides the undeniable fact that the Pope keeps the pedal to the metallic until eventually they listen sirens. "Oh, my God, i'm gonna lose my license," moans the motive force. The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window because the cop procedures,besides the undeniable fact that the cop takes one look at him, is going decrease back to his motorbike, and receives on the radio. "i favor to communicate over with the manager," he says to the dispatcher. the manager receives on the radio and the cop tells him that he's stopped a limo going one 0 5. "So bust him," reported the manager. "i don't believe of we favor to attempt this, he's rather major," reported the cop. chief exclaimed, "all the further reason!" "No, I mean extremely major," reported the cop. the manager then requested, "Who ya were given there, the Mayor?" Cop: "larger." chief: "Governor?" Cop: "larger." chief: "The President?" Cop: "a lot larger." "nicely," reported the manager, "who's it? God?" Cop: "i won't be able to be confident yet he's were given the Pope for a limo motive force!"
2016-11-29 06:56:01 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't think i've ever heard a clean joke lol
2006-11-19 05:27:14 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cleanest would have to be: why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9!!!
2006-11-19 05:23:46 · answer #4 · answered by vrandolph62 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think it would have to be the one about the dyslexic agnostic with insomnia: he's awake all night wondering if there's a dog.
2006-11-19 05:26:34 · answer #5 · answered by Baby'sMom 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Antidisestablishmentarianism is the longest word in the English language. How do you spell it ( I-T )
2006-11-19 05:29:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
" Now definitely All edible mushrooms of the country", 2nd edition, revised
2006-11-19 05:25:09 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How did the sand get wet?
The sea we'ed
2006-11-19 05:25:58 · answer #8 · answered by kimandchris2 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What did the dog say when he scraped his butt with sandpaper? Ruff, Ruff
2006-11-19 05:24:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ya
Ya-who?
Yahoo!
Knock KNock
Who's there?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Oops! I did it again...
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ach
Ach-who?
Bless You!
2006-11-19 05:23:23 · answer #10 · answered by jennifer g 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋