I'm straight and so is my roommate. We pull pranks on each other a lot. Lately he has taken to "ball-facing" me. That is, when I am sleeping he puts his testicles up to my face so when I wake up I see them. Sometimes he rubs the pubic hairs on my nose to wake me up. When I complain about this he says "What? You gay or something???" How do I get him to stop, as I find this disturbing and am worried about him???
2006-11-19 04:10:41 · 19 answers · asked by smarty_mcsmart 1 in Health ➔ Men's Health
I love love LOVE how after I answer a question, it says, "You're on a roll, here's some more!" and it goes from dental to.... er...Men's Health.
Hey, I'll bet you're roommate wouldn't think his prank is so hilarious if you were to suddenly have some kind of crazy shoulder spasm resulting in him getting an elbow jammed into the family jewels....
I'd give one warning, "Stop, please...or else" and the next time...WHAP! That has nothing to do with being gay right there....
2006-11-19 04:20:44 · answer #1 · answered by drswansondds 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Well I want to trade places with you . Is this guy cute & handsome? If he is - then i'd play along with it and let him do this - I think it's a riot of fun. boys will be boys always - likethey say.
the only way to stop him is to hit him in the balls and please do not do that.
let me take your place and have some fun with him. Your roommate sounds like a real fun guy to have around. the more I read your question the more turned on I got.
I'd like to get him stoned on some strong pot that KICKS A-S-S and then see what he want to do.
don't be afraid of this roommate. he doesn't mean any harm.
Please don't hurt him in any way. talk to him nicely but firmly.
Anyhow - I wish I could have a roommate like you have.
2006-11-19 12:38:04 · answer #2 · answered by blackbird 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you have your own room lock the door. If not just tell him to quit. I agree, maybe he is the gay one. Sleep under your covers facing the wall. Get a new roommate.
2006-11-19 12:21:03 · answer #3 · answered by Beth M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you should be prepared next time with a large cable tie. And when he's putting is sack in your face, cable tie his scrotum just above the testicles. I'll bet he doesn't do that again to you after that trick.
2006-11-19 17:43:28 · answer #4 · answered by TealHaze 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My guess is that is you grabbed his equipment with both hands, twisted in either direction until you couldn't go any further, mashing down his little buggers while twisting he might think twice about "Ball-facing " you again. Sometimes the only lesson people learn is the painful lesson!!!!
2006-11-19 12:19:12 · answer #5 · answered by gamerunner2001 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Two options. One good bit and he will never put his balls near your face again. Or lift your head so fast (as if startled) that you hit him in the balls. Personallly I would report him and get a new room mate.
2006-11-19 20:25:43 · answer #6 · answered by Geo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
as soon as you wake up and they're in your face punch the sh** out of him and then instead of him asking if your gay or something ask him if he is hurting or something when he's layed out on the floor!!
2006-11-19 12:16:57 · answer #7 · answered by the green man 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ohhh-kayyy. I have had some weird housemates, but this is a new one. I think you should put a lock on your door and lock it at night, end of story.
2006-11-19 12:14:31 · answer #8 · answered by Katrine 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Honestly, you just need to open your mouth and take it, because if you let it get to the point where the man's ball's are on your face, you ARE GAY.
2006-11-19 12:51:39 · answer #9 · answered by lex1979x 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
knock the ***--ole into the middle of next week!good punch to the nads oughta to straighten him out!
2006-11-19 15:57:06 · answer #10 · answered by richard c 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋