we have 27, five-hundred pound men here....?

Question

if we have 27, five-hundred pound men, streaking around a .7 mile track... how long will it take these large men to streak 10 miles if they are streaking at 45 miles per hour??

this is given, as a large bus suddenly drives near the track, and makes these large men stop to moon this bus..... the men are mooning the bus for 5 minutes.. so the question is, what is the average speed of this bus after 10 miles???

Answer 1

I think the real question is, how many miles will the bus drive before the people on the bus stop laughing?

Answer 2

I think this goes in the jokes and riddles catagory.