Tell me one I haven't heard before. Extra points if it makes me laugh out loud. Male-specific, female-specific and neutral are all OK.
2006-11-19 03:01:26 · 32 answers · asked by roboseyo 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
are you trying to get me reported?
2006-11-19 03:04:36 · answer #1 · answered by Pink Tigger 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
1. You must be tired. You've been running through my mind all day.
2. Is that you, Ms Silverstone?
3. Here's 10p. You'd better phone your Mum 'cause you'll be late home.
4. Do your legs go all the way up to heaven?
5. You're nearly as gorgeous as me!
6. What's a babe like you doing here?
7. If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
8. It's warm in here. Shall we go outside?
9. The name's Bond, James Bond. Licensed to thrill.
10. Fancy sharing a bag of chips?
11. Will you you walk me home? I'm scared of the dark.
12. So, d'you think I look like stepthen Gately?
13. Are you a model? You should be.
14. If I could write the alphabet, I'd put 'U' and 'I' together.
15. Haven't I seen you somewhere before?
16. Get your coat, You've just pulled darling.
17. Fancy smooching to my new cd?
18. Can I warm my hands? On you.
19. Er, You've got eyes like the ocean.
20. There must be something wrong with my eyes because I can't take them off you.
21. Does God know you've escaped from heaven?
22. Bond. James Bond.
23. Do you have a map because I'm lost in your eyes.
24. I'm here now darlin'. What were your other two wishes?
26. Haven't I seen you on the cover of Playboy?
27. I feel like Richard Gere because I'm standing next to the Pretty Woman.
28. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
29. Wow! Are those real?
30. You look so good, I could drink your bath water!
2006-11-19 03:13:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
I like every bone in your body especially mine.
How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
Will you be my love buffet so I can lay you out on a table and take anything I want?
Why don't you sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart?
Baby I'm like milk, I'll do your body good.
Is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them.
Hey baby lets play army I'll lay down you can blow me up.
If your left is thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas can I visit you in-between the holidays
If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
You're like a Pringles. Once I pop you, I can't stop you!
I want to kiss you passionately on the lips, and then move up to your belly-button.
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
If you were a car door I would slam you all night long
Baby, your so fine, I want to pour milk all over you and make you part of my complete breakfast.
How about you sit on my lap and we'll straighten things out
Baby, I'd run a mile for your vertical smile. Nice shirt.... wanna ****?
If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
Can I have fries with that shake!
I've got the F, the C, and the K. All I need is U.
You're so sweet you're giving me a toothache.
Hey baby, can I tickle your belly button from the inside?
If I had eleven roses and you, I'd have a dozen.
Hi, I'm new in town. Can I have directions to your house?
Pardon my is there a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants.
Do you know CPR because you take my breath away.
Your daddy must of been a drug dealer 'cause you're dope.
My face is leaving in 15 minutes...be on it!
I'd look good on you.
When does your centerfold come out.
So do ya wanna see something really swell?
I've seem to have lost my number, can I have yours?
I've got the hot dog and you got the buns.
Is your name Gillette? ...because you're the best a man can get.
Are we near the airport or is that just my heart taking off?
I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I sure can make your bed rock.
You have nice legs. What time do they open?
Do you like Subway? How about my foot long?
Hey that dress looks nice. Can I talk you out of it.
Is that a keg in your pants? Cause I'd just love to tap that ***!
Are those pants from outer space? Cause that *** is out of this world.
You're like a championship bass, I don't know if I should mount you or eat you.
Is your dad a terrorist? Because your the bomb!
Are you a parking ticket cause you have fine written all over you.
If I flip this coin, what are the chances of me getting head tonight?
2006-11-20 12:05:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-25 19:34:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If i buy you a drink, will you bear my children?
If I buy you a drink will you have casual sex with me and then never bother me again?
would you like to dance or just laff while i flail uncontrollably?
is it hot in here, or do i just sweat alot?
can you get rid of the fat ugly chick so we can be alone?
why do all these men think they can hit on you?
whats your sign? mine is end road work. it always snarls traffic.
you may be the most intelligent woman I've never talked to.
best i can do off the top of my head
peace
2006-11-19 03:17:33 · answer #5 · answered by whacky doodler 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
these are the ones that have been used on me
' oh is your foot ok, would u like a foot massage?' (when i fell in a night club)
' this cd is 10 rubles but ur pretty smile just paid for urs'
' i wish i could give ya the moon but u can have a free fish instead'(the guy owend a fish stall)
' u dance so well u should work in whispers' (lapdancing club)
2006-11-19 03:07:21 · answer #6 · answered by Belosnezhka (aka Gex) 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Here are some that I think are pretty cool:
1) "You remind me of a broom---you've swept me off my feet!"
2) "If you were words on a page, you'd be fine print!"
3) "Something is wrong with my eyes---I can't keep them off of you!"
4) "I lost my phone number, can I have yours?"
Hope I made you LOL!! = )
2006-11-19 03:57:37 · answer #7 · answered by Taylor B 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Built Ford tough
2006-11-19 03:03:26 · answer #8 · answered by Golly Geewiz 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Whats the chances of hanging out the back of you?..,. it'll be the best 30 seconds of you're life
2006-11-20 03:35:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Act like the tag on a girls shirt is sticking out and pretend that you are politely putting it back.
When she says "Thanks" tell her "Oh, it wasn't sticking out, I was just checking to see if it said "Made in Heaven".
LOL, someone did that to me once, and I did talk with him for quite a while...
2006-11-19 03:06:50 · answer #10 · answered by Barbara 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Read this and it made me laugh. Lounge lizard's opening line - "Where have you been all my life?" Cutting response - "I wasn't born for most of it!"
2006-11-19 03:56:41 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋