Do you think this is a Message From God Himself? (Too Shocking & Funny to Miss)?

Question

A man is driving along the interstate out of Maine. He's got two hours to get to an important business conference in New Hampshire. All of a sudden, he's really hungry. He pulls over to the nearest fast food joint he sees. He orders a huge meal from the drive-through, and continues on his way.

After a little while, nature calls. The man, not wanting to "go" in the forest, looks around desperately for a building with a bathroom. He's really got to take a crap. Suddenly, he sees this small, run-down old church. He thinks, "Great, they'll have a bathroom."

He pulls over, and runs into the lobby. It's deserted, and he can't see a bathroom anywhere. He runs into the sanctuary. He sees a praying woman.

"Where's the bathroom?" he asks.

"Shh! Down the hall, third right." So the man runs down the hall. In his pain, however, he takes the third left, instead. He rips the door open. It's a hole in the wall! He thinks, "Oh well, it's better than nothing."

In the basement below, a preacher is praying at his private alter, "What will god give us today?" The preacher holds up his hand, reaching up to heaven through his heaven-hole in the wall.

PLOP!!

"Oh. Well, if that's how he's feeling today, well, so be it. What will god say to us today?" He stretches his ear up to heaven.

"Dammit, where's the toilet paper?"

Answer 1

LMAOOOO that was madd funny
haha
thanks for the laugh =]

Answer 2

dang i was typing that one up yes it is funny here is some blonde jokes A married couple were asleep when the phone rang At 2 in the morning. The very blonde wife picked up the Phone, listened a moment and said "How should I Know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up. The husband said, "Who was that?" The wife answered, "I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear." ===== A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on Her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to His apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the Door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her Purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, She is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and Puts it to her head. The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it!!!" The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next!" ===== A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of State capitals. She proudly says, "Go ahead, ask Me, I know all of them." A friend says, "OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin ?" The blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy: W." ===== What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told Her she was pregnant? "Is it mine?" ===== Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA Freshman, sat in her US history class. The Professor asked Bambi if she knew what Roe vs. Wade was about. Bambi pondered the question then Finally said, "That was the decision George Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware "

Answer 3

Funny one!

Answer 4

Haha!

Answer 5

am I the first one here to answer its funny!

Answer 6

LOL! thats funny!

Answer 7

Lol.....that's just too funny !

hahahahaha

Answer 8

ha ha

Answer 9

all i saw was PLOP and dammit wheres the toiler paper and i smiled =]]

Answer 10

Your jokes are really bad.