President Bush?
Osama Bin Laden?
Hillary Clinton?
Dick Cheney?
Nancy Pelosi?
Kim Jong Il?
Anyone else come to mind?
2006-11-19 01:59:26 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
They will find the following under their Christmas trees :
President Bush : Osama Bin Laden
Osama Bin Laden : A new video camera
Hillary Clinton : Monica Lewinsky's old dress
Dick Cheney : A declaration of war against Iran, so he can make even more cash out of Halliburton
Nancy Pelosi : Throat lozenges for when she becomes Speaker
Kim Jong II : The secret of immortality
Tony Blair : Saddam's weapons of mass destruction
Saddam : A long step ladder
Santa : A ticket for a 2 week holiday to the Caribbean
Me : My wife wrapped up in nothing but a small bow.........cor blimey!
My wife : Brad Pitt wrapped up in nothing but a small bow............
2006-11-19 02:09:21 · answer #1 · answered by the_lipsiot 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
President Bush-Skateboard
Osama Bin Laden-Court Hearing
Hillary Clinton-Divorce
Dick Cheney-Tattoo
Nancy Pelosi-???
Kim Jong ll-???
2006-11-19 02:04:02 · answer #2 · answered by raaydizzle. 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Presents
2006-11-19 02:01:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wrap, and so did everyone else. If you've never had a Christmas with everything wrapped, you can't say it's more special your way. I think it's more special seeing Santa brought you things but having to wait to see what they are. It makes it all the sweeter, kind of tantalizing. You've waited so long and now you see you've got things, but you still have to wait. It's a drive-you-mad-but-still-so-wonderful feeling. So, compromise. That's what marriage and Christmas are both about, anyway! Do half wrapped, half unwrapped. All gifts from you and your husband, grandparents, aunts/uncles, etc. is wrapped, but Santa presents aren't. Or vice versa. I don't think it's fair to deny your daughter of the excitement of unwrapping. When you're little, that's more fun than the gift itself! It's also not fair to say do-it-totally-my-way to your husband, he should have a say too. So though I see where you're both coming from, compromise.
2016-03-29 01:28:09 · answer #4 · answered by Barbara 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1) A U.S. flag that says "War is peace in bushes eyes"
2) (i thought he was dead) but how about Dog collar with a zapper on it.
3) Show her how her husband really cheated on her.
4) Bullet proof vest to avoid getting shot at
5) she hasn't screwed up our country yet..give her a nice gift basket that says "Get out of goverment while u can"
6) No idea who he is give him a gift basket too.
7) Angelina Jolie- Just give her all the kids from asia for free so she won't have to adopt them.
8) Tom the Myspace guy- GIve him a break!
2006-11-19 02:12:19 · answer #5 · answered by Got_a_question? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bush = box of crows
Ladin = box of grenades ,covered in chocolate
Hillary = battery acid made to look like bath items
Cheney = dummies guide to hunting & shooting
Pelosi = Year supply of Pamperin or Midol (menstral cramps med's)
Jong = Gift card to Bombs R Us store...=)
2006-11-19 02:14:23 · answer #6 · answered by *toona* 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
President Bush, presents. Osama Bin Laden, bombs. LOL!!!!
2006-11-19 02:04:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a new oil tanker
a rock
monicas underwear
a big lump of coal shaped as george bush's ***
???
???
oj sympson will find his wifes head
2006-11-19 02:04:34 · answer #8 · answered by Belosnezhka (aka Gex) 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A lump of coal, if Santa's records are up-to-date.
2006-11-19 02:05:22 · answer #9 · answered by Jeff W 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
they all get red neck beer
2006-11-19 02:04:41 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋