I'd hate to see the jolly old elf sprawled on our floor after choking on a cookie........
2006-11-19 01:45:43 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I’m sure he travels with a super tight team of Special Forces elves… trained in paramedics and field surgery, able to fend off overzealous guard dogs, skilled in rigging repelling harnesses for lowering his jolly butt down the chimneys, willing to taste the milk and cookies or take a bullet (he goes through some pretty rough neighborhoods, after all). If they fail, the mortician elf has orders to add Worcestershire sauce to the embalming fluid so Zombie Claus can finish off the night. Of course, they can't guarantee he won't prefer brains to cookies at that point, so you might want to lock your bedroom door that night.
2006-11-19 19:42:29 · answer #1 · answered by sueflower 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-25 19:31:54 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tim Allen takes over.
2006-11-19 02:15:05 · answer #3 · answered by kitten lover3 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The invisible CPR elf that he travels with will save him.
2006-11-19 01:49:17 · answer #4 · answered by High? 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The elf's would help out.
2006-11-19 04:20:21 · answer #5 · answered by Judas Rabbi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
SunsetSam - you'll be pleased to know the Easter Bunny is on stand-by just in case the worst happens....................
2006-11-19 01:48:55 · answer #6 · answered by the_lipsiot 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Whoa! I'm surprised the cookies haven't been poisoned yet by a kid who didn't get what he/ she wanted... :-)
2006-11-19 01:47:21 · answer #7 · answered by misery 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well...um...Im hoping he has his E.L.F. communicator on. They should be able to get to him. But that would be a terrible sight indeed.
2006-11-19 01:49:22 · answer #8 · answered by nindag30 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Santa will never die.....He will always in kid's heart....
2006-11-19 01:49:21 · answer #9 · answered by Adele 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
who cares, grandfather frost is still coming new yrs eve
2006-11-19 01:49:11 · answer #10 · answered by Belosnezhka (aka Gex) 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋