So I apply pressure to my adam's apple to make it go away, but when i do so i feel like i am choking. So instead i wrap my hands around my neck and squeeze as tight as i can, but when i do so, i can no longer type, nor can i breathe (i write so much, i don't need to breathe). I found this remedy hidden in the Constitution, like the Bible Code, the is called the Cora Code, for one, I am an explorer! What am i doing wrong, my mom suggested cough syrup, but I told her that doesn't make any sense. Do you have any reasonable suggestions?
2006-11-19 01:39:31 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
yeah, in our family, we found out that when you take some Lemon extract, add a LITTLE bit of water, and use it like lysterine, but not in the place of... just "Gargle" it, and spit it out, and do that sevral times a day... and that should work...
2006-11-19 01:41:07 · answer #1 · answered by ķōŅšţāńŢĩʼnę 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, that would depend. I checked out your website the other day and noticed that you were waiting to hear whether or not you passed the bar.
So... if you passed the bar and now you are an attorney, you could cure alot of issues if you put a plastic bag around your head cutting off all flow of air and secure it with a belt or something. *wink* That is one of the best ways I can think of to cure a lawyer of about anything. (Joking!!) >;)
I hope your sore throat came from celebrating just a bit too much and that you indeed did pass your exam....
If you really do have a sore throat.. hot lemonade with honey in it.
Works great.
Oh, and leave the Constitution alone!!
2006-11-19 09:55:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm.... I think that perhaps you have sublimated Carpel Tunnel Syndrome to your throat. Give up freely expressing your opinions on Answers (and I assume elsewhere) and the problem will likely go away. I could be in error of course.... I'm not a Doctor, but I pretend to be one to scam people.
2006-11-19 09:56:15 · answer #3 · answered by lordkelvin 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cough is caused by a number of ailments.
It can be treated by over the counter medicines
or home remedies. More information available
at http://ailments.in/cough.html
2006-11-19 12:33:09 · answer #4 · answered by piyu 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Uh, try calming down a little bit. Whatever it is thats got you all jacked up either isnt what you think it is or you cant do anything about it anyway. Either way why worry about anything other than self preservation. Take care.
2006-11-19 10:10:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well if you used a rope you would keep your hands free. Just my attempt to help improve the gene pool.
2006-11-19 09:48:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Use a noose. Your fellow Democrats have made quite a few already.
2006-11-19 10:49:20 · answer #7 · answered by GOPneedsarealconservative 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Drink some jet fuel then breathe fire, that should clear it up no probs.
2006-11-19 10:17:50 · answer #8 · answered by Summerbreeze 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i agree with your mom...but why not lace the cough syrup with a little arsenic...it would put you and your readers out of their misery
2006-11-19 09:46:57 · answer #9 · answered by bushfan88 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Listen to your mom!
Am I just too stupid to see anything remotely political in this question or is that you?
2006-11-19 09:49:56 · answer #10 · answered by justgoodfolk 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋