witty ode's about loo's?

Question

looking for witty odes or short poems to place in an uncared for , smelly loo at work.

Answer 1

Oh Loo I love you
though you smell of poo
You were white but now you're blue
but you complement the other bathroom features very well

Answer 2

Oh, forlorn forsaken bog!
Although you smell worse than wet dog
In you we trust to drop our log
Stout your porcelain stem!
Oh that some cleaner of good heart
Would come and practice their noble art
You wouldn't smell like eggy fart
And be as green as phlegm.

Take heart, noble loo,
For surely someone true
Shall come with Harpic Bloo
And do what they must do!

Oh, once your bowl and once your tanks
Shone proudly the crest of Armitage Shanks
But now you receive little thanks
For taking away our crap.
But glory is within your reach
In just one bottle of Domestos bleach
I'm sure it can be made a peach
This dirty, smelly little trap!

Answer 3

to all the visitors to this loo
it's time i had a word with you
no one likes to be a moan
but as you rest upon the throne
i'd like you just to give a thought
before you lift your peachy bot
to the others privvy to the goo
some mingers leave upon the loo
read the rules without getting shirty
it's rude you know to leave it dirty
open the window, check the seat
its more pleasant when it's sweet and neat
those of you know who you are
i should never have let it go this far
now check the pan and wash your hands
lets live harmonious in nice clean lavvy land

Answer 4

The Loo cleaners
work has been in vain
the **** house poet strikes again

Answer 5

If you are ever lonely,
And feeling sad and blue
Just think how awful you would feel
If you were this loo!

For no one seems to love it
Nobody keeps it clean
And all who sit upon it
Leave it feeling green!

So take the time to treat it well
Some sympathy to share,
And keep this toilet nice and clean
To show it that you care!



How's this? I just wrote it for you. :)

Answer 6

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Good luck.

Kevin, Liverpool, England.

Answer 7

Check out this website - yes, a whole website dedicated to toilet humour! Lots of funny jokes, poems, etc - the website is

http://www.porcelainpoetry.faketrix.com/

Answer 8

Some come here to sit and think,
And some come here to shiit and stink.
But I come here to rest my balls,
And read the bullshit on the walls.

Answer 9

Annoying but .... If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie wipe the seatie.

Answer 10

just go with the flow