Has a similar thing happened to you?

Question

There was a young man of bengal
Who went to a fancy dress ball
He went just for fun
dressed up as a bun
and a dog ate in up in the hall.

Answer 1

He met a young girl from Madrass
who had a magnificant as s
it was not rounded and pink
as you probally think
but was grey, had ears and ate grass

Answer 2

Never go to parties dressed as food - it can have catastrophic consequences.

Answer 3

Hey David had it right..lol

Answer 4

never happened to me! i had never thought about it.