Lil' Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horses' legs, rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked, "Pop, why are you doing that?"
"Because I'm thinking of buying these horses."
Johnny looked worried, "Then I think we'd better hurry home right away!"
"Why?" his father asked.
"Because the mailman stopped by yesterday, and I think he wants to buy mom!"
2006-11-18 23:30:43 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMFAO NOW I know why we have a Post Office Box LMFAO
Very FUNNY
2006-11-19 00:06:51 · answer #1 · answered by Dana A 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahah! That's hilarious!
2016-05-22 02:51:11 · answer #2 · answered by Elizabeth 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The mailman gets it again!
2006-11-19 00:15:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Reminds me of one of the inside jokes between my friends.
2006-11-19 12:10:29 · answer #4 · answered by AuthorGirl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Naughty but nice love them
2006-11-18 23:33:00 · answer #5 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was so funny thinks for the laugh in the moring, well done
2006-11-19 00:19:16 · answer #6 · answered by Flowers 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol... iv found myself looking for your avatar just 2 read ur jokes
2006-11-18 23:34:46 · answer #7 · answered by Eleanor 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg lol love it your so funny ps i love your jokes your quite funny lol
2006-11-19 01:25:34 · answer #8 · answered by im lost come and find me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2006-11-18 23:50:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
that was funny well done
2006-11-18 23:53:50 · answer #10 · answered by chantelle d 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋