A guy walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch. The bartender pours him the drink and the guy swallows it.
"Wow", says the bartender, "Had a rough day?". "I got off work early today," answered the guy, "went up to the bedroom, and there was my wife having sex with my best friend."
The bartender pours the guy another shot. "This one's on the house." The guy destroys it once again.
The bartender asks, "Did you say anything to your wife?" The guy answers, "Yep, I walked up to her, told her we're through." "What about your friend?" asks the bartender. "I looked him straight in the eye and said BAD DOG!"
2006-11-18 23:29:04 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMFAO My hubby has some BAD DOG friends, They want but don't get, I don't want rabies :)) LMFAO
2006-11-19 00:09:04 · answer #1 · answered by Dana A 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha hah , 10 outa 10 mate , efin brill !
2006-11-18 23:36:09 · answer #2 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another oldie but goldie.
2006-11-18 23:32:42 · answer #3 · answered by ♣ My Brainhurts ♣ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sick, but Funny! I Like It!
2006-11-18 23:31:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad
2006-11-18 23:31:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol bit weird n ewwww
2006-11-18 23:32:36 · answer #6 · answered by Eleanor 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG ..................LOL
Who needs enemies ..after this...lol
thanks for sharing and have a lovely day : - )
2006-11-19 00:44:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
now that was funny , good one
2006-11-19 00:30:03 · answer #8 · answered by Flowers 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha....dats soooo dummbb!!!.....hahahahahha...cant stop laughin...hahaha...
2006-11-19 00:06:40 · answer #9 · answered by bmyfriend 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your good,,, where do ya get them from
2006-11-18 23:31:47 · answer #10 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋