The minister was passing a group of young teens sitting on the church lawn and stopped to ask what they were doing.
"Nothing much, Pastor," replied one boy. "We were just seeing who can tell the biggest lie about their sex life."
"Boys, boys, boys!" he scolded. "I'm shocked. When I was your age, I never even thought about sex."
In unison they all replied, "You win!"
2006-11-18 23:27:10 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's great, but that ain't the way I heard it ...
Catholic priest comes up on a group of teens sitting on the church lawn and asks them what they are up to.
"Not much, Father," says one bold lad. "We're just seeing who can tell the biggest lie about their sex life."
"Now, son, that's a sin," cries the priest. "Why, when I was your age, I never even thought about girls."
In unison, the teenagers shout, "Duh!"
2006-11-18 23:31:45 · answer #1 · answered by Grendle 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Exellent!
2006-11-18 23:35:42 · answer #2 · answered by mistickle17 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
At last a joke I haven't seen before congratulations.
2006-11-18 23:30:38 · answer #3 · answered by ♣ My Brainhurts ♣ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The screwed camel was better cudley dudley.
2006-11-19 00:11:11 · answer #4 · answered by singhbandhu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao very gd 10/10
2006-11-18 23:30:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO Times have definitely changed for sure :))
2006-11-19 00:10:33 · answer #6 · answered by Dana A 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha got smile on my face now lol
2006-11-18 23:52:13 · answer #7 · answered by Foxy lady 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats very funny I'm still laughing, thats a good, well done
2006-11-19 00:33:34 · answer #8 · answered by Flowers 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one mate:)
2006-11-19 00:53:26 · answer #9 · answered by vanburger 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO well done to you th ups
2006-11-18 23:30:29 · answer #10 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋