A man walks into a sperm bank and declares, "I'm of royal blood and an I.Q. of 165, I'd like to make a donation." The nurse gives him a sealed cup and directs him to a provate room.
20 minutes later the man hasn't come out, the nurse knocks on the door. "Is there a problem?" "I'm so embarrassed, I used my right hand. I used my left hand. I poured cold water on it and hot water on it. Could you help me? The nurse replied "I don't usually do this but you are kinda cute..." She gets on her knees and begins to blow him. "I really appreciate this, but I need help getting the cap off the jar!"
2006-11-18 23:18:01 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
No, Haven't heard that one! Pissser!
2006-11-18 23:27:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's never happened to me, but I sure as h*** wish it would! No chance, though, since I am not of royal blood and my IQ is only around 110.
2006-11-18 23:23:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no well im female and a recieve of said liquid very funny lol ooops the manual way i may add x
2006-11-18 23:21:54 · answer #3 · answered by ~~~VeNuSeEd~~~ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is fun.
You get a good joke.
You also get two points.
All fingers in the pie
2006-11-19 00:22:45 · answer #4 · answered by singhbandhu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaaah stupid heheheheeheeheh duffer theahahahahahahahah good hahahahahahah, fool eheheheeheheheh, but u r good.
2006-11-18 23:24:36 · answer #5 · answered by VKS 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
EXCELLENT Excellent
2006-11-18 23:54:05 · answer #6 · answered by annie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
but if it were me i wud let her blow me off
2006-11-19 00:44:12 · answer #7 · answered by blazing_star 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
VERY GOOD Cuddly and to FRIEGHT don't read them then you sod
2006-11-18 23:21:44 · answer #8 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO Can't say it has, I don't have the EQUIPMENT. Do have high IQ though :))
2006-11-19 00:12:52 · answer #9 · answered by Dana A 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is what i call a real joke
2006-11-19 13:56:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋