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have you got big ears ?
the person next to me has !!!!
AHHHHHHH
HELP!!!

2006-11-18 23:08:22 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health Diseases & Conditions Other - Diseases

i dont know how it startyed but she is my brothers girlfriend and we all call each other bigears but i have no idea how it satrted
now you know !

2006-11-18 23:53:11 · update #1

13 answers

Do you mean, he can hear you winging about them

Or is it that you are envious , that he can fly with his ears
and with your, diminutive hearing appendages you can't ,

so don't even attempt to fly .
.
Ears are ears , they come in all shapes
That is how ears are !

If you want a solution, to the problem ears ;

wear a paper bag ,over your head ( so you wont see them )

Or; leave town , go west ! Where ears is ears ~~~~

My ears are not very big , but i can wiggle them!

If you want to grow yours to greater proportions ,and impress others ~~~

try rubbing chicken dung, into them for a week or two ,
i am told this works wonders, LOL!

( all your Friends will move away , taking their ears with them .!)

OK
i think that is all the free advice, i can give you at this stage ;.

You are on your own for now ~~~~~

sitting with a bag, over your head ,
smelling strongly of chicken dung
With no ears in earshot .....

I hope this has helped, your auricular phobia

Please feel free to .....
come back next week, for another therapeutic session ,

>^,,^<

2006-11-18 23:49:33 · answer #1 · answered by sweet-cookie 6 · 1 0

Big ears has three meanings

1) The size of them
2) Listening to other people's conversations
3) Noddy's friend

so, in answer to your question(s):-

1) Mine are small
2) Yes, I do
3) Read the books as a kid

2006-11-18 23:25:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

The person next to you has big ears?
Oh no!!! Tell Noddy to pay the ransom before it's too late!

(I wonder how many people will get this joke?)

2006-11-18 23:16:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Yes mine are somewhat large and they protrude some. I am grateful that they can be covered to about mid ear by hair, and that they are both well, and healthy, I have no problems with them .

2006-11-18 23:22:37 · answer #4 · answered by pooterilgatto 7 · 0 0

very bad!
i think you definately harm her
that' s why she has increased her ears as long as she can survive herself.
check your behavior.
your question sounds like that you are wrong person.

2006-11-19 05:34:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Unfortunately, I've been cursed with the "flappers" as well.

2006-11-18 23:15:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Haha......... no thankfully I was blessed with tiny weeny ears xxx

2006-11-18 23:10:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

No.
Sorry.

2006-11-18 23:11:15 · answer #8 · answered by jinz 5 · 0 0

i have been told mine are cute!!!! how can ears be cute??

2006-11-19 05:42:47 · answer #9 · answered by angel 4 · 0 0

No, mine are small, thankfully!!!

2006-11-18 23:12:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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