One day, little Suzy was being babysat at her grandparents' house. Her grandfather was going to clean out the shed, and she went to see what he was doing.
She noticed two spiders in the corner, with one on top of the other one, and said, "Grandpa, what is that spider on top?"
The grandpa looks at the spiders, and says, "Well, that's a daddy longlegs." and continues with cleaning out the shed. A few minutes pass, and the little girl is still curious about the spiders. She says, "Is the one on bottom the Mommy longlegs?"
The grandpa says, "No, that's a daddy longlegs too, Sweetie,"
Then, the little girl walks over, stomps on and kills the spiders and says "We're not gonna have any of that **** around here!"
2006-11-18 22:37:11 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What a cool joke, smiles all round from me, Thanks :)
2006-11-18 23:15:20 · answer #1 · answered by vanburger 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
not bad, 7/10
2006-11-19 06:42:29 · answer #2 · answered by nicolefrenzy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
CLAP CLAP CLAP nice one very good LMAO T ups
2006-11-19 06:40:43 · answer #3 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one man! LMAO
2006-11-19 07:10:53 · answer #4 · answered by wolfington 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
was quite good, but i prefered the animal quiz.
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2006-11-19 07:01:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard that joke before, but i never get tired of it!!! I love it!!! I think it's one of the best jokes I've heard!!!!
Thanks cuddley!!!
2006-11-19 06:41:27 · answer #6 · answered by Nicky 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
everything should be natural
2006-11-19 07:17:28 · answer #7 · answered by stone 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you say so
2006-11-19 07:04:24 · answer #8 · answered by hfroggie2005 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no flies on her eh?
2006-11-19 06:40:01 · answer #9 · answered by JAYFIRE 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I get it
2006-11-19 06:39:25 · answer #10 · answered by Kia25 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋