Funny: Yo mamma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Funnier: Yo mamma so fat she don't need long distance she already world wide.
Funniest: Yo mamma so ugly her reflection even has a restraining order on her.
2006-11-18 22:31:00 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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Yo mamma so fat when your dad gets on top his ears pop
LMAO
2006-11-19 00:29:47 · answer #1 · answered by Dana A 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny: Yo mamma so poor that her front door and back door are on the same side of the house
Funnier: Yo mamma like a T.V., even a 3 year old can turn her on
Funniest: Yo mamma like a hockey goalie, she only changes pads every 3 periods!
2006-11-18 22:54:50 · answer #2 · answered by jscalice292 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mamma is so fat she fills the bath and then turns on the taps.
Yo mamma is so fat when she gets in a life it HAS to go down!
Yo mamma is so ugly that when she was a child her momma had to tie a T-bone steak around her neck just to get dogs to play with her!
2006-11-18 22:33:33 · answer #3 · answered by Funky Little Spacegirl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mamma like a phone box, 20p and you can use her for 3 minutes
Yo mamma's so ugly when she was born the doctor slapped her mother
2006-11-18 22:37:59 · answer #4 · answered by winballpizard 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo Mamma so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed the whole film.
2006-11-18 22:38:48 · answer #5 · answered by James M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama's so old, her birth-certificate is in Roman numerals.
Yo mama's so old, she has a picture of Jesus in her yearbook.
Yo mama's so old, she squirts powdered milk out her nipples.
Yo mama's so stupid, her breasts are square cuz she forgot to take the Kleenex out of the box.
Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the Gap to get her teeth fixed.
Yo mama's so stupid, I saw her walking down the street yelling into an envelope, asked what she was doing, and she said sending a voice mail.
Yo mama's so stupid, when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line, she put "O.K."
2006-11-18 22:46:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mamma so fat yo daddy roll over twice and he still on top
2006-11-18 22:37:14 · answer #7 · answered by Nettle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mamma so dumb she brought an umbrella to see purple rain
yo mamma so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death
yo mamma so poor when you ask her for dinner she spreads her legs and says "krabs!"
another one:
yo mamma's like a vacuum cleaner: she sucks and sucks then gets laid in the closet.
2006-11-18 22:33:39 · answer #8 · answered by scolex89 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
so not funny , yo mamma must of dropped u at birth lol
2006-11-18 22:36:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yo mamas like a bowling ball, you finger her throw her down the gutter but she keeps coming back for more
2006-11-18 22:33:43 · answer #10 · answered by James L 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋