When you die and go to Heaven "Which part of your body goes first?

Question

The Nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one Sunday Morning and she asked the question, "When you die and go to Heaven "Which part of your body goes first?"
Suzie raised her hand and said, "I think it's your hands."
"Why do you think it's your hands, Suzie?
" Suzie replied:"Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes your hands first!"
"What a wonderful answer!" the Nun said.
Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sister, I think it's your legs." The Nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face. "Now, Little Johnny, why do you think it would be your legs?"
Little Johnny said, "Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom the other night, Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying, 'Oh God, I'm coming!' If Dad hadn't had her pinned down, we'd have lost her

Douglas B,
I appreciate your advice, you seem like a nice chap- all you have to say is; i heard this yesterday!

Answer 1

4/10 that was some one's last wk

Answer 2

Good job Dad was around. He probably saved the second coming !

Answer 3

Well its the 1st time i have heard it so thumbs up i loved it LMAO

Answer 4

shockaroonie

I was sure it was the feet as they say all soles goes to heaven

Answer 5

lol well nicked or not i thought it was funny and anyway all jokes we tell are from someone else anyway.

Answer 6

You've nicked this one as well!
That was posted here last week.

Answer 7

good one

Answer 8

my soul

Answer 9

never seen it..

Answer 10

rofl...ha ha ha ha.... very funny :-)