"Show the historical accounts for Celestial Teapots and Invisible Pink Unicorns. Jesus walked on this earth."

Question

What do you say about this question above that was posted as an answer to a previous question of mine about faith and how through faith alone without proof or evidence we can believe in anything, this is the big problem with faith.

The Invisible Pink Unicorn (Books & Gospels)
http://www.palmyra.demon.co.uk/humour/ipu.htm

Bertrand Russell, (Orbiting Teapot)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russell's_teapot

Answer 1

Well I don't know about Celestial teapots, but the Vatican has several Unicorn Skulls in it's vaults and a man named Otter "Oberon" Zell makes Unicorn from goats and they look surprisingly like the ones depicted in the oldest drawings of them. Once you've received a scar or two from encountering one on a bad day that should solidify your belief and dispel any doubts, especially if you end up feeling silly because you got impaled by a "Mythical creature." Of course all myths have their sources in truth some where up the line now don't they. I suppose if you dyed one pink, then it would be pink; but the only way it could be invisible would be if you didn't see it: If flanking you you could end up in that embarrassing situation I mentioned.

Answer 2

I think that you would be having a real bad reaction to drugs to see a celestial teapot, and pink unicorns.