Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking,
"surely I can't look that old?"
I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his DDS diploma, which bore his full name. Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy! With the same name had been in my high school class some 40-odd years ago. Could he be the same guy??
Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought this balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate.
Hmmm,...or could he???
After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Morgan Park high school.
"Yes. Yes, I did. I'm a Mustang," he gleamed with pride.
"When did you graduate?" I asked.
He answered, "in 1959. Why do you ask?"
"You were in my class!" I exclaimed.
He looked at me closely.
Then, that ugly, old, wrinkled SOB asked me, "what did you teach?"
2006-11-18 20:57:57 · 25 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good clean joke
8/10
2006-11-23 00:11:48 · answer #1 · answered by ramon_zrt 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As every one enjoyed your joke, i did equally. Regarding Ageing, i have a joke to share with you;
The Guinness Publications were looking for the oldest people on the earth.
They short listed three on priority:
They asked questions to the first..
- What is the secret of your life so you lived up so many years
--Oh! that is simple, I never smoked, drank. I had limited sex with my wife and i was routine in my duties. I never ate junk food.
-Oh good, how old are you?
-- I am 122 yrs
The interviewer took the chance for the next man;
-So what is your secret?
-- No big deviation from the activities of the first. I am too a tea-totaler, non-smoker, in-frequent sex, regular at duty and careful on food.
--Thanks and what is your age?????
---I am 118 Years
The interviewer took the turn to the third....
-So is your turn!
--I drink daily upto 5 shots of whisky!
- Whhaaatttt?
-- I am a chain smoker, consuming 10 packs of cigars...
-Can't Believe my eyes??? Come next grandpa!!!
- I enjoy sex everyday....New girls...New tricks on bed.....
The interviewer started screaming......
-Tell me what is your age?
- 23 years
Hope this works well with your line!
2006-11-19 02:10:44 · answer #2 · answered by TechBug 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
On a scale of a million to 10 : a 5! till i've got missed the crux of the element, which oftentimes I do. Sorry if it is so! otherwise, if I did understand, a gratuitous judgment of 7!
2016-10-04 03:20:01 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your presentation of the joke was awesome. Well I’ll tell you a little secret …because of smart-*** remarks like that he very often got his teeth bashed in, that’s why he became a dentist.
2006-11-21 08:15:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HHa HHHa HHHaaa.......Excellent !!! Very Nice taste in selecting the Jokes !!! Sincere appreciations !
2006-11-19 04:32:26 · answer #5 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A nice rib tickler
2006-11-18 21:05:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
great joke. i have heard this joke but i liked the way you wrote it.
ya, it happens sometimes when i see some of my class mates.me and my friends we all look younger than 19.lol. can you beleive that?????
2006-11-18 21:12:06 · answer #7 · answered by anitha 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Really funny PD,,, happens to me LMAO thumbs up
2006-11-19 00:09:36 · answer #8 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NICE ONE...nope haven hav that experience be4
2006-11-18 21:37:54 · answer #9 · answered by m 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaahhahahhahah
good one
i look younger than i am so i yet dont have that kinds of problems
2006-11-18 21:02:48 · answer #10 · answered by elenitsa!!!! 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋