A little Christian humor for a change
Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly, God was tired of hearing all the bickering.
Finally fed up, God said, "THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will judge who does the better job."
So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.
They mouse.
They faxed.
They e-mailed.
They e-mailed with attachments.
They downloaded.
They did spreadsheets!
They wrote reports.
They created labels and cards.
They created charts and graphs.
They did some genealogy reports.
They did every job known to man.
Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell.
Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power went off.
Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld.
Jesus just sighed. Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their computers.
Satan started searching frantically, screaming:
"It's gone! It's all GONE! "I lost everything when the power went out!"
Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours of work.
Satan observed this and became irate. "Wait!" he screamed. "That's not fair! He cheated! How come he has all his work and I don't have any?"
God just shrugged and said,
"JESUS SAVES."
2006-11-18 20:44:04 · 12 answers · asked by basscatcher 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
that is so adorable. i just printed it off... it's going on my fridge as a reminder... thank you. God Bless!
2006-11-18 20:52:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
not bad at all:) Jesus was walking around in heaven checking that everything was going smoothly.he was near the gates when he sees and old man speaking to peter.
"my name is Joseph" the man says. " I was a famous carpenter, then my son left me and became world famous!" Jesus looked at him and said " DAD!" Joseph looked at him and in total amazement he said "Pinocchio!"
2006-11-18 21:47:23 · answer #2 · answered by connect2blas 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one I hope Im in the data bank
2006-11-18 20:52:46 · answer #3 · answered by burning brightly 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A catholic priest and a protestant minister are flying a planeload of children when the engines fail.
The protestant minister grabs a parachute and says, "Screw the kids!"
The catholic priest says, "Is there time?"
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2006-11-18 20:57:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
that's cute. But do you beleive it?
God Bless!
2006-11-18 21:40:15 · answer #5 · answered by {hippy}[dreamer] 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your kidding, right?
2006-11-18 20:49:18 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2006-11-18 20:50:33 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Thank-you, JESUS IS LORD!!!!!
2006-11-18 20:47:02 · answer #8 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha ha ha! I love that!
2006-11-18 20:55:13 · answer #9 · answered by Polo Panda 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol GOING TO FORWARD
2006-11-18 21:34:11 · answer #10 · answered by ASgross 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋