A blonde calls her boyfriend and says,
"Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle
and I can't figure out how to get it started."
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says:
"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."
He takes her hand and says,
"Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then....." he sighed,
"let's put all these Kelloggs Frosties back in the box".
2006-11-18 20:17:35 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha ha
2006-11-18 21:29:00 · answer #1 · answered by mr. x 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha, ha. I'm married to a blonde.
2006-11-19 04:20:31 · answer #2 · answered by Thursdays 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao - great 1 - leave it to a blonde
2006-11-19 04:23:47 · answer #3 · answered by momatendofrope 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
omg thats a good one! thats comming from a blonde!!! love it!!!
2006-11-19 04:21:27 · answer #4 · answered by tallgirl1969us 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
poor guy! must be so stressed up from being too restraint â
2006-11-19 04:22:04 · answer #5 · answered by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That one tickled my ribs!
2006-11-19 04:42:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
omg lol
2006-11-19 04:26:31 · answer #7 · answered by LiTlE mIsSy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i like potatoes
2006-11-19 04:25:57 · answer #8 · answered by Berny 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋