Q: What is grosser than gross?
A: Having a dream about chocolate pudding and then waking up with a spoon in your butt.
:P :P :P :P
An attorney went into a bar for a Martini and found himself beside a scruffy-looking drunk who kept mumbling and studying something in his hand. He leaned closer while the drunk held the tiny object up to the light, slurring, "Well, it looks plastic." Then he rolled it between his fingers, adding, "But it feels like rubber."
Curious, the attorney asked, "What do you have there?"
The drunk replied, "I don't know, but it looks like plastic and feels like rubber."
The attorney responded, "Let me take a look."
So the drunk handed it over and the lawyer rolled between his thumb and fingers, then examined it closely by sniffing and licking it. "Yeah, it does look like plastic and feel like rubber, has no significant smell or taste, I sure don't know what it is. Where did you get it?"
The drunk replied, "Out of my nose!"
2006-11-18 19:58:02 · 7 answers · asked by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
suck a fart out of someones butt.
2006-11-18 20:03:21 · answer #1 · answered by Monkey Lover 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad mate the first one was the best second one was average but i still liked them keep them coming mate i want to hear more
2006-11-19 04:30:59 · answer #2 · answered by the beast 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not thats what i call funny thumbs up man
2006-11-19 04:03:12 · answer #3 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahhaha, i like the second joke better.
2006-11-19 04:00:41 · answer #4 · answered by E W 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is gross!!!! But funny!!!
2006-11-19 04:02:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is hilarious!!!!!!
2006-11-19 04:01:30 · answer #6 · answered by Raindrop 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2006-11-19 03:59:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋