A new Marine Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the African desert. During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent.
He asks the Sergeant why the camel is kept there.
The nervous sergeant said, "Well sir, as you know, there are 250 men here on the post and no women. And sir, sometimes the men have "urges".
That's why we have Molly The Camel."
The Captain says, "I can't say that I condone this, but I understand about "urges", so the camel can stay."
About a month later, the Captain starts having his own "urges". Crazy with passion, he asks the Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent.
Putting a ladder behind the camel, the Captain stands on the ladder, pulls his pants down and has wild, insane sex with the camel. When he's done, he asks the Sergeant, "Is that how the men do it?",
No not really, sir... "They usually just ride the camel into town where the girls are."
2006-11-18 17:50:20 · 13 answers · asked by candyfloss 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahahaahahaha !!!!! Must say, this actually made me laugh. Nice one !
2006-11-18 17:53:09 · answer #1 · answered by Jazz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha what a wacky Captain. I bet he never did ride into town.
2006-11-19 03:16:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that's a great joke and worth reading but i had to read it twice very good and thumbs up girl
2006-11-19 03:54:12 · answer #3 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA!!
"Bring the camel to my tent"
ohhh that one was awesome!
XD
2006-11-19 02:36:02 · answer #4 · answered by Jen M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Depends on what your idea of a ride is !
2006-11-19 04:18:08 · answer #5 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, poor camel...
2006-11-19 03:10:50 · answer #6 · answered by Israely Jew 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny, one lump or two?
2006-11-19 04:40:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cracker lolol excellent
2006-11-19 01:58:37 · answer #8 · answered by chris b 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha , had heard that one b4 but still made me laugh
2006-11-19 03:30:59 · answer #9 · answered by Vijay Anand 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before, but, still brought a chuckle,,,,,,,,,,,hahahahaha
2006-11-19 03:00:03 · answer #10 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋