What's the most embarrassing thing your child ever said or did...?

Question

...in front of your parents, grandparents or (OMG) in-laws?

Answer 1

When my son was about 3( he's now 44) we were at the home improvement store(called hardware back then) he seen the toilets and pull his jeans down and went and at the top of his lungs yelled "it won't flush" I thought I'd die. Now we tease him, but at the time I could have poke him down the thing.

Answer 2

This is funny and every time i think about this, i laugh hard... My mother in law and I were doing some Christmas shopping. My son was only about 4 maybe 5 years old. We had been shopping for about 2 hours when all of a sudden I hear my son say "Stop looking at my mom's butt" and when my mother in law and I turned around to see my son dead glaring a man who was obviously embarrassed by my son's observation and was walking away. Oh my, kids say the darnedest things....

Answer 3

I will try and keep this brief as there are several incidents of my three year olds..."clever" outbursts. But just today, we were at the bus stop and in trying to replace one of his shoes I lost my balence and almost fell over. My son yelled out " Shoot fire and save matches!"( he's never learned the more explict version of this saying) he went on to explain " That means you don't have to use matches!" everyone at the bus stop thought this was delightful..ahem. Another time on the bus, for some reason, starting asking various men "Where's my daddy? Are you my Daddy?" a few dozen times. He knew his daddy was at work, his daddy lives with us... But when you give a 3 year old a smile at what they've just said, oh the fun never stops. This inquiry of "Are you my daddy?" went on for say....15 city blocks.The whole back of the bus was almost in tears.
Yikes!
I could write a book on this...

good question!

Answer 4

I was grocery shopping with my daughter (2 at the time) when she saw a very heavyset woman bending over to reach something. My daughter said very loudly "Mama, look how big that lady's butt is". If looks could kill we would have both been dead. My mother in law tells the story of when she was sitting with my husband, who was then 4 or 5, in a crowded waiting room at the doctor's. To amuse him, she was showing him pictures from her wallet. Then he said loudly "Mama, I wanna see the picture of Daddy where he's naked". He meant the picture where his father was wearing bathing trunks, but you can imagine what the people in the waiting room thought!

Answer 5

I was with my niece and my sister before my first child was born and I was due any day and we were at Ryan's and Emily (2 year old niece) had five little dinosaurs on the table. She had one by her elbow she didn't see and at the time we were with family at a reunion well her elbow moved backward and she thought her mommy had knocked it over so she looked down at it and screamed as loud as she could " OH S***!!! ", and then everyone around us just gawked at her remark, so she slowly lifted her head and looked at her mom while everyone was quite she said " Mommy pick that da** saur up now or I will kick your muckfuck** a**" Everyone looked at her and busted out laughing and then boom I was laughing so hard my water broke!!! I was scheduled to go that next day anyways so it worked out good.

Answer 6

When I was two, my mother used creative ways to potty train me. She would let me wave to my waste as it was flushing and say "ByeBye Poopie!" Well one day my mother and her mother in law took me to a shopping mall the day after Thanksgiving! Of course, it was jam packed. They had to use the restroom and since I was two, I went into the stall with my mother.

With fifteen plus people in the bathroom, there was a few seconds of silence....in which everyone suddenly heard

"Bye Bye Mommy's Poopie!"

She didn't come out of the stall for 20 minutes.

Answer 7

a colleague from work called me at home, and my son said," she's on the toilet." not she's in the bathroom, or she's unavailable, but, SHE'S ON THE TOILET!!! i was mortified to say the least. lmao. those are the little things in life you can actually laugh about years later.
also, we were at a chinese buffet one time, and a large woman licked some food off her shoulder. (how it got there still baffles me) this same son said in a loud voice," geez lady, you're at a restaurant, not the zoo...didja see that mom, she has a tongue like a giraffe." blahahahahahahahaha. that was hilarious.

Answer 8

My son is two, very loud and extremely excitable. As you already know, youthful babies can garner a great form of interest from people. We have been on the subway, and this woman have been given on an identical end and would not end talking to me and my son ("oh he's so lovable" "oh mrs, beware! i think of he positioned something in his mouth" "are not you in simple terms candy") in an rather loud voice. i grew to become into smiling and being well mannered, jointly as my son stared at her with a humorous seem. abruptly, he lifts his finger to his lips and says "SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" as loud as he ought to. She began to snigger, and then he grew to become rather pass and reported "NO! end! SHHHHHHHHH". I wasn't specific whether to snigger or be horrified. everybody on the practice heard and have been hiding at the back of newspapers and books, giggling. for specific, I laughed until I cried as quickly as I have been given off the practice. My son son then turns to me and says "loud woman mama." Ahhhhhh....little ones are so priceless. LOL

Answer 9

We were sitting at the dinner table, with 10 in-laws, cousins, aunts, and grandparents, and as the last plate of food was being served my son said, "My mommy smokes mara-guana"........the table went silent...........the red glow on her face was incredible........!!!

Answer 10

well my family just moved to new town from up north mi,we were in walmart.and my son looked me and said that women goes to the tanner way too much momma.and she just happen to be Afghan American.i was so upset,but she just laughed (by the why my son use ask why i was darker then him ,i told him i go to the tanner )