take off clothing and place it in a sectioned laundry hamper according to whites and coloreds
walk to the bathroom wearing long dressing gown. if you see your boyfriend/husband along the way, you cover up any exposed flesh and rush to the bathroom
look at your womanly physique in the mirror and stick out you gut so that you can complain and whine even more about how you’re getting fat
get in the show. look for facecloth, arm cloth, long loofah, wide loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone
wash your hair once with cucumber shampoo with 83 added vitamins
wash your hair once with cucumber shampoo with 83 added vitamins
condition your hair with cucumber conditioner enhanced with natural crocus oil. leave on hair for 15 minutes
wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red raw
wash entire rest of body with gingernut body wash
rinse conditioner from hair. (this takes at least 15 minutes as you must make sure that it has all come off)
shave armpits and legs. Consider shaving bikini area but decide to get it waxed instead
scream loudly when your boyfriend/husband flushes the toilet and you lose the water pressure
turn off shower
squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mould spots
get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small African country. Wrap hair in super absorbent second towel
check entire body for the remotest sign of a zit
attack with nails if found
return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head
if you see your boyfriend/husband along the way, cover up any exposed flesh and then rush to bedroom to spend at least an hour and a half getting dressed
2006-11-18 17:15:46 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
And where does one buy gingernut body wash? Sounds heavenly.....
Am I allowed to flash said husband/boyfriend instead of cover up? And getting dressed for an hour and a half? Lounging nekked on the bed for half an hour sounds better to me!
Shower like a Man.
Get in.
Shampoo hair on head.
Wash body parts with soap.
Get distracted and jerk off.
Finish washing.
Condition hair everywhere.
Use ALL hot water in shortest time possible.
Get out.
Shave.
Leave bathroom in a horrid mess. The little woman will clean it up anyway.
2006-11-18 17:27:39 · answer #1 · answered by mithril 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I don't know how to respond, as this didn't really sound like a question. But I'd like to respond to fcastened. You are sooo close to being right on the money with your views on how a man showers. You must have a hidden cam in some guys shower. I had a good chuckle over this one. Thanks!
2006-11-18 17:29:10 · answer #2 · answered by nachtmann2 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha but this is kinda old a lot of people have told this same with the how to shower like a man ♥
2016-03-19 11:04:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
We don't do it like that in Ireland. We just leave them on the floor till we are done, Then stick em in the washing machine
2006-11-18 20:17:04 · answer #4 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN...
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Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in apile.
Walk naked to the bathroom.
If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound.
Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your @$$.
Get in the shower.
Wash your face.
Wash your armpits.
Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.
Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
Pee.
Rinse off and get out of shower.
Partially dry off.
Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub thewhole time.
Admire wiener size in mirror again.
Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.
Throw wet towel on bed.
If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something SO very wrong with you. Have a great day !
Oh, and....woo woo!!!
2006-11-18 17:21:33 · answer #5 · answered by fcastenedas 1 · 13⤊ 0⤋
My response to your question is, probably another woman.
Have a great day!
2006-11-18 17:21:48 · answer #6 · answered by Uncle Alf 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LMFAO....too funny!!!!
Yes that's what we do and fukc you stupid men who know we are in the shower and you flush anyway!!
2006-11-18 17:19:38 · answer #7 · answered by Jessie 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
you forgot the part where she takes 10 minutes to ponder how shes gonna make ur life living hell today
2006-11-18 19:16:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow, aren't we just a tad resentful... but it's true. lol.
2006-11-18 19:14:26 · answer #9 · answered by Israely Jew 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
fcastenedas's has it down pat! just hilarious
2006-11-18 17:52:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋