hay umm ya got any good disses?
2006-11-18 14:49:40 · 2 answers · asked by cloggerqt94 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
1. person says somthing crude..u say "u kiss ur momma with that mouth?" (this one kinda sucks..came from my mom)
2.(this one i did) i was on the bus and some girls where singing, a guy told them to shut up. i said "shut ur face" and he said "u shut ur face!" and i said "oh, i'm sorry. i forgot u can't shut ur face 'cause ur teeth r too big!" my friend cracked up, he does have big teeth!
3. (somebody calls u ugly) u say... "well at least i didn't have to go trick or treating online"
4. (for chubby guys) "boy, ur boobs r bigger than mine!"
2006-11-18 14:57:15 · answer #1 · answered by L 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have my everyday disses and I have disses I use when I have a dinner party. Thanks for asking. You should see a speach therapist about that lisp.
2006-11-18 14:54:54 · answer #2 · answered by xo_heartbeat_xo@verizon.net 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋