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2006-11-18 14:18:18 · 2 answers · asked by Pretty_Bad_Logic 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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A guy visits Spain and decides to watch the bull fighting. After the Matador wins the guy is hungry and goes to a nearby restaurant. He sees the special "Huevos del Toro". The guy tells the waiter “I'll have the special“. When he gets his food he sees a large portion of food and after taking a small sample he decides that it tastes good and eats with gusto.

After eating he tells the waiter that the food was good but he did not know what he ate. The waiter tells the guy that he had the huevos del toro. The guy says that he still did not know what that meant. The waiter asks the guy if he had seen the bull fights yet? The guy answers that he had and he enjoyed it very much. The waiter tells the guy that the huevos del toro is actually the testicles of the losing bull and they are considered a delicacy in Spain. The guy was in shock but admitted that the food was good and left the restaurant.

The next day the guy is out doing the tourist thing and when he nears the same restaurant he decides that he is hungry and goes inside to eat. He orders the special "Huevos del Toro". When he gets his plate he notices that the portion is very small. He calls for the waiter and complains that he did not get the right plate because the food portion was so small and yesterday the huevos del toro were much bigger.

The waiter says "Senior, sometimes the Matador loses”...........

2006-11-18 14:53:10 · answer #1 · answered by TooMuch4U 3 · 2 0

huh?

2006-11-18 14:53:06 · answer #2 · answered by UH-MAN-DUH!! 3 · 0 1

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