Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very
attractive blonde woman from Texas arrived and bet twenty-thousand
dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope y'all don't mind, but feel much luckier when I'm
completely nude." With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled
the dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed...
"YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and
her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other
dumfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."
Moral - Not all Texans are stupid and not all blondes are dumb,
But all men are men.
2006-11-18 13:50:09 · 19 answers · asked by basscatcher 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
from a blonde from Texas _ that's really funny- maybe I should try that
2006-11-18 15:22:31 · answer #1 · answered by cranky_gut 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha! LOL! I can totally imagine that happening! That's a very useful trick...and, unless the casino is owned by women, I doubt that it would be banned, lol. If someone decides to try that out, bring me a videotape of that, would ya? I could use something to laugh endlessly about...
2006-11-18 22:47:01 · answer #2 · answered by fliptastic 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad... Kind of a long setup, but we all know the blonde was playing craps at the blackjack table.
2006-11-18 21:57:01 · answer #3 · answered by lots_of_laughs 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
reminds me of a comic strip i saw where there are 3 blondes going in to rob a bank completely nude and one of them was said,"but we dont have any mask!" then the other replies, "No one is going to remember your face."
2006-11-18 22:01:15 · answer #4 · answered by UR funee but looks arent evrythg 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My grandmother sent me that in an email awhile back. She's constantly sending me crap like that.
2006-11-18 21:52:46 · answer #5 · answered by mmmichelle01 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a funny joke, yes. But, it's old to.
2006-11-18 22:05:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny! Good joke, well told.
2006-11-18 22:20:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was good....8 out of 10
2006-11-18 22:51:46 · answer #8 · answered by choo_hoo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao! thats pretty funny!
but, thats like the only time youll
see somthin like that happen!
2006-11-18 23:01:26 · answer #9 · answered by UH-MAN-DUH!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not funny
2006-11-18 21:56:43 · answer #10 · answered by FERBSTER 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋