Well there were some jews going to a chinese restuarant. As they were eating they thought hmmm. Are there any chinese jews? The other jew said I don't know Ill ask the waiter. So he did. The waiter(who is chinese) said hmm I dont know let me go check. He came back and said no there are no chinese jews. The jews said hmm that doesnt sound write let me ask him again. So he did and the waiter said hmmm let me chack again. So he did and so no. The jews said are you sure? And the waiter said..no there are no chinese jews! I checked twice! There is grape juice,orange juice,apple juice but no chinese jews!
So how'd ya like it????
2006-11-18 13:26:11 · 24 answers · asked by Emerill 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very cute......lol....
2006-11-18 13:28:18 · answer #1 · answered by askaway 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
6/10
2006-11-18 16:12:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute
2006-11-18 14:00:22 · answer #3 · answered by Jules 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-22 08:12:13 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha VERY undexpected...i loved it
1-10...this ones a 7 or 8
thanks for the smile!!
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2006-11-18 13:35:59 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Pyar Ki Pari♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! I get it! I'd give it an 8 or 9.
2006-11-18 13:30:04 · answer #6 · answered by taylor ! 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
is 'chinese' supposed to sound like some kind of fruit?
2006-11-18 13:29:18 · answer #7 · answered by Sgt. Pepper 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
pretty poor to be honest but at lea`st u tried!
2006-11-18 13:41:45 · answer #8 · answered by The Original Ma$e 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked that one, very funny
2006-11-18 13:32:30 · answer #9 · answered by keith10067 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Made me chuckle so it must be good
2006-11-18 14:01:33 · answer #10 · answered by รкเttlєร 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard before but it's still a good one!
2006-11-18 13:29:53 · answer #11 · answered by dogpatch USA 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋