A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"Hunting Flies," he responded.
"Oh!, Killed any?" she asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"
He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."
2006-11-18 13:25:23 · 11 answers · asked by Ruthie1959 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Never heard that! You get Kudos!
2006-11-18 14:34:11 · answer #1 · answered by LADIEJL 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Never heard it before! Good one! Nice job! It's true, we females spend A LOT of time on the phone.
2006-11-18 13:32:50 · answer #2 · answered by taylor ! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought this joke was about hunting flies. Instead , it's about flies that are being hunted.
2006-11-18 13:35:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha niiice....unexpected since i havent heard it before
thanks for the laugh =]
2006-11-18 13:34:03 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Pyar Ki Pari♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
never heard of it
didn't make me laugh
but made me smile =]
2006-11-18 13:38:23 · answer #5 · answered by Rachael F 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha never heard it before pretty good !
2006-11-18 13:31:47 · answer #6 · answered by dogpatch USA 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I liked that one. It was really cute, LOL.
2006-11-18 14:01:28 · answer #7 · answered by Jules 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, well i never heard it before!
so its new to me!
2006-11-18 15:20:55 · answer #8 · answered by UH-MAN-DUH!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was hilarious but retarded and true all at the same time!!
P.S. Please put me as best answer, me and my friends are having a contest on who can get the most best answers, thanks a ton!! =)
2006-11-18 15:01:25 · answer #9 · answered by rachellram 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
never heard it before... thats too funny...
2006-11-18 13:52:03 · answer #10 · answered by faz_94 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋