Do you ever read the bible and just go WHOA DUDE!!?

Question

Man i'm so Rad

Answer 1

no

Answer 2

sometimes when i read the old testament it makes it harder for me to pretend that the bible and the christian God are real because it is so obviously ****** up! at least the new testament preaches a message of peace which seems more in line with what you woudl think God would be like. ...but no matter if i read the new or the old it pretty much condems me to hell.

**** that! i didnt do anyting to deserve an etrnity of unimaginable torture. what a ****** up religion lol! made by stupid men...and you know what? we all fell for it.

...i saw a question earlier today on yahoo answers "can people be controlled by fear". ....well i think religion is proof of that answer.

you only get one life and it is absolutely precious! there isnt an eternity in heaven or hell...youve got just one and when you die thats it. life is precious and it took me losing the shackels of religion to see that.

Answer 3

I read the bible when I have to take a dump. It helps me pass solids much more comfortably and quickly.

Answer 4

Yes, because a lot of things I was told that is not the way it is.
Churches distort the bible to fit what they believe.

Answer 5

If the Bible can give you that kind of reaction, then it must be doing its job.
I Cr 13;8a
11-18-6

Answer 6

In the past, when I've read Revelation, although I'm a Christian, it kinda made my eyeballs pop. It's cool and so am I with it.

Answer 7

Read it as a kid and as an adult think Whoa Mom, what are you thinking?

Answer 8

Nah, i just stare at it and wonder how all the pre-printing press monks managed to write that sucker out by hand.

Answer 9

Yes I feel like it was written just for me, lots of times!

Answer 10

NO I USUALLY SAY WHAT A ALMIGHT GOD.....here's something to make you say ,yes he is almighty.


THE DREAM

I DREAMED ONE NIGHT TWO ANGELS CAME TO MY BED. THEY TOOK ME TO HEAVEN I FELT I HAD NOTHING
TO DREAD. WE STOOD IN FRONT OF A BIG WHITE GATE. IT OPENED SLOWLY AS WE STOOD IN WAIT.
MANY CLOUDS BILLOWED AND SWIRLED ABOUT US AS I STOOD IN AWE OF THE SIGHTS AND SOUNDS THAT
SURROUNDED US. WHAT I SAW WORDS COULD NOT EXPRESS, I WANTED TO STAY AT THIS BEAUTIFUL ADDRESS.
THE ANGELS ALLOWED ME TO LOOK INSIDE, THE BEAUTY THE MAJESTY, MADE ME CRY.
"IT'S TRUE, IT'S ALL TRUE, I KNOW THAT IT'S TRUE" I HEARD MYSELF CRY, AS TEARS RAN STREAMING
FROM MY EYES.
I KNEW WHAT I SAW WAS NOT OF THIS EARTH,THIS CREATION WAS FOR THOSE OF THE NEW BIRTH. THE
POWER, THE BEAUTY, THE SIGHT OF IT ALL WAS SO STRONG,THAT THE ANGELS SHUT THE GATES QUICKLY
TO MY NEW HOME. "IT'S NOT YOUR TIME," I HEARD THEM SAY, " WE JUST WANTED YOU TO SEE WHAT WAS
ON THE WAY," THEY SAID "YOU WILL NOT REMEMBER WHAT YOU HAVE SEEN INSIDE THE GATE, BUT YOU WILL REMEMBER WHERE
YOU HAVE BEEN.YOU MUST TELL OTHERS ABOUT THIS DREAM. THAT GOD'S WORD IS TRUE. IT'S THE REAL THING.
GOD HAS LET YOU SEE WHAT IS YOUR REWARD IF YOU WORSHIP, LOVE HIM, AND KEEP HIS WORD."
WE ALL NEED TO REALIZE THAT IT'S REALLY TRUE. WE NEED TO GET THE LOST ONES IN IF IT'S ALL THAT WE
DO. WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME, THE END IS NEAR, AND YES, IF YOU ARE LOST YOU HAVE EVERYTHING TO FEAR.
CALL ON JESUS NOW, SO YOU CAN GO TO AND YOU'LL SEE WHAT I SAW AND YOU'LL BE EXCITED TOO.
I'LL SOON BE IN MY NEW HOME,PASS THE BIG WHITE GATES. DON'T YOU WANT TO GO THERE TOO? I JUST CAN'T
WAIT!!!!


I REALLY DREAMED THIS DREAM JUST AS IT IS WRITEN. I FEEL IT WAS INSPIRED BY GOD AND HE GUIDED MY
THOUGHTS AND MY HAND IN PUTTING THIS TOGETHER.

I AM GIVING THIS TO YOU BECAUSE I LOVE YOU AND GOD HAS DIRECTED ME TO DO SO.
I HOPE THIS MESSAGE WILL HELP YOU TO MAKE THE BIGGEST DECISION OF YOUR LIFE
TO ACCEPT JESUS AS YOUR PERSONAL SAVIOR AND TO SERVE HIM. SO YOU, ONE DAY
WILL STAND AT THE BIG WHITE GATES AND BE INVITED IN TO STAY, FOR ETERNITY.
GOD BLESS YOU

Answer 11

Nope, me neither.