A man and woman were out on a date and they were making out pretty heavy but wanted to go farther. But they also didn’t want to get caught by the police and fined, as it was illegal to do that in that part of the country.
So the man tells the woman, “Let’s lie down under the car, and if someone comes along and asks, we will tell them we are working on the transmission.”
“Good idea,” says the woman.
So they proceed to crawl under the car, they frantically undress, and then they get after some hot lovemaking.
Soon, a policeman arrives, and asks, “Hey, what are you two doing?”
“Just working on the transmission, Officer, she’s helping me,” says the man.
“Well,” says the cop, “ You had better work on your brakes next…. Your car is at the bottom of the hill.”
2006-11-18 13:04:30 · 7 answers · asked by scrubbag 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha, thats so hilarious!
but how would they not know
that their car wasnt over them anymore?
wut dumb@$$es they must be!
2006-11-18 15:23:32 · answer #1 · answered by UH-MAN-DUH!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Check the parking brake linkage, it probably loose. lol :-D
2006-11-18 21:08:43 · answer #2 · answered by Snaglefritz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would give that one a 10 !! very funny!!!
2006-11-18 21:38:02 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
uh huh. They should have just went to one of their place, but if they did it wouldnt be as funny.
2006-11-18 21:23:32 · answer #4 · answered by รкเttlєร 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one
2006-11-18 21:14:28 · answer #5 · answered by keith10067 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lololllloooooooolllllllllooooooollllllllllololololololololololololololololololol
so funny you make me laugh
2006-11-18 21:32:14 · answer #6 · answered by michelle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-11-18 22:13:16 · answer #7 · answered by Jules 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋