you go to the family reunion to find a wife.
2006-11-18 12:50:12 · 13 answers · asked by nitenurse 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
jamjam i cant rate yet but if i could a hugh raspberry would go to you..Spit included. lol
2006-11-20 09:27:01 · update #1
You have a special baseball cap for formal occasions.
Your favourite T-shirt is offensive in 19 states.
Your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.
You toilet paper has page numbers on it.
Your wedding was held in the delivery room.
Your dog passes wind and you claim it.
Birds are attracted to your beard.
Your good deed for the month was hiding your brother.
There's a wasps nest in your living room.
Your wife's best shoes have steel toes.
2006-11-18 21:12:06 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How on Earth would you find a Wife at the Family reunion?
2006-11-18 15:08:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
If you think a toilet seat makes a classy picture frame...
If your mama has more tattoos than a Hell's Angel...
If you're your own grampa...
If you can't count past 20 without unzipping your fly (or your boyfriend/husband's fly, if you're a gal)...
2006-11-18 13:13:32 · answer #3 · answered by perelandra 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I tried that, but since I was an only child , with both my parents gone, and with no relatives, no one showed up.
2006-11-18 14:33:02 · answer #4 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i have only heard that 1 millon times.
2006-11-18 12:57:40 · answer #5 · answered by Joe B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Half of Alabama is related to you.
2006-11-18 12:56:21 · answer #6 · answered by peace_livy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Any port in a storm !
2006-11-18 20:29:42 · answer #7 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny, but not all people in the south do that, ha ha ha ha
2006-11-18 12:52:30 · answer #8 · answered by Flowers 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you have to ask the question then ...
2006-11-18 12:54:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you ever had your nipple bit off by a beaver
2006-11-18 13:00:05 · answer #10 · answered by Smith Jerrod 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋