Bob, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25 year- old blonde who knocks everyone's socks off with her youthful sex appeal and charm.
She hangs onto Bob's arm and listens intently to his every word.
His buddies at the club are all aghast.
At the very first chance, they corner him and ask, "Bob, how did you get the trophy girlfriend?"
Bob replies, "Girlfriend? She's my wife!"
They're amazed, but continue to ask. "So, how did you persuade her to marry you?"
"I lied about my age", Bob replies.
"What, did you tell her you were only 50?"
Bob smiles and says, "No, I told her I was 90."
2006-11-18 12:46:16 · 17 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
woah breathtakingly beautiful?
thats my username...woahhh (i mean my email address)
nice joke
=]
2006-11-18 12:50:38 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Pyar Ki Pari♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha. Smart Bob.
2006-11-19 01:15:54 · answer #2 · answered by St Harpy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha aaa hhaaa thats the best blonde joke ever! thx!
2006-11-18 20:50:46 · answer #3 · answered by UR funee but looks arent evrythg 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
OMG! Thats sooo funny and so true!
2006-11-18 21:19:56 · answer #4 · answered by taylor ! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!
Keep em' coming!
2006-11-18 20:51:08 · answer #5 · answered by Bee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well hes one 2 lye
ha ha
brill!!
2006-11-18 20:56:57 · answer #6 · answered by crazymonkey 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2006-11-19 08:25:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! change from the usual!
2006-11-18 20:48:57 · answer #8 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL Hey, that is a great one.
2006-11-18 20:54:24 · answer #9 · answered by shortnthick 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
O.M.G SO FUNNY, but in this world, it would probably be true
2006-11-18 20:50:47 · answer #10 · answered by peace_livy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋