The funeral attendants were loading the casket containing the deceased Mr. Smith into the hearse. Unknowingly, one of the attendants failed to shut the hatch doors tightly, and very shortly after the hearse sped away, the doors flew open and out bounced the casket, rolling end over end down the steep hilly road. At the bottom of the hill stood a drugstore. The casket bounced and jarred its way to the bottom of the hill, crashed through the front door of the drugstore, landing on end right at the pharmacist's counter. The lid of the casket popped open, and the pharmacist fainted dead away after hearing Mr. Smith say, "Pardon me, Mister, you got anything to stop this coffin?"
:)
2006-11-18 12:42:04 · 14 answers · asked by peachy78 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
no...
2006-11-18 13:05:08 · answer #1 · answered by LoVeLY LaURa 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah,dead funny!
2006-11-18 12:46:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, I don't think this is funny. You can make a horror movie with this story.
2006-11-18 17:17:37 · answer #3 · answered by St Harpy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So wait... Mr. Smith wasn't dead?
2006-11-18 12:43:48 · answer #4 · answered by JJ 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Not a bad little effort
2006-11-18 12:43:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude the guy was gonna get buried alive!? wow I really didnt see that coming, it just took me by surprise.
2006-11-18 12:54:32 · answer #6 · answered by รкเttlєร 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lil corny, but amusing
2006-11-18 12:43:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh that's bad.But it was still funny!!!
lol
2006-11-18 13:29:57 · answer #8 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tee hee,I never saw that one coming
2006-11-18 12:44:54 · answer #9 · answered by Greeneyed 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not that funny:)
2006-11-18 12:44:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
kinda...sorta
2006-11-18 13:18:25 · answer #11 · answered by taylor ! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋