A young woman married and had 13 children. Her husband died. She soon married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died. But, she remarried and this time had 5 more children. Alas, she finally croaked.
Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed to the Lord above, thanking him for this loving woman who fulfilled Lord's commandment to "Go forth and multiply." In his final eulogy, the preacher noted, "Thank you Lord, they're finally together." Leaning over to his neighbor, one mourner asked..."Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?" The other mourner replied, "I think he means her legs."
2006-11-18 12:33:34 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL THANX FOR THE LAUGH
2006-11-18 12:37:06 · answer #1 · answered by lita 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one! Reminds me of a first date. When ready to leave her mother said to the girl, "Keep your legs crossed". I never heard that before and I thought "Wow! How did the mom know what I had in mind. Little did I realize then that all moms know that all young men have that in mind.
2006-11-18 12:51:59 · answer #2 · answered by shortnthick 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awesome!
2006-11-18 12:36:23 · answer #3 · answered by AnGeLeYeZ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like it i give it a 7 out of 10 keep them coming
2006-11-18 13:21:13 · answer #4 · answered by lacey/bb v 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice to see them together, and a fine pair of legs they are too !
2006-11-18 20:38:44 · answer #5 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha. That was hillarious.
2006-11-18 12:37:22 · answer #6 · answered by St Harpy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is a real good one. Laughing me butt off, well done
2006-11-18 12:39:48 · answer #7 · answered by Flowers 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAOOO that was a wonderful laugh
haha
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2006-11-18 12:39:32 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Pyar Ki Pari♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha still Lmao lol that's pretty good
2006-11-18 12:35:25 · answer #9 · answered by snorfgoogle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think the legs part is pretty funny
2006-11-18 12:36:49 · answer #10 · answered by im funny and love WWE! 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋