The teacher asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence.
Mary said, "My family went to the New York City Zoo, and we saw all the animals. It was fascinating." The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted the word "fascinate."
Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to the Philadelphia Zoo and saw the animals. I was fascinated." The teacher said, "good, but I wanted the word "fascinate."
Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because Johnny was noted for his bad language. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate" so she called on him. Johnny said, "My sister has a sweater with 10 buttons, but her boobs are so big she can only "fasten 8."
2006-11-18 12:16:47 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That is hilarious. if you come to my house lets see how many i can fasten 8. LOL!
2006-11-18 12:24:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good, but not as funny as the other Johnnie joke!
2006-11-18 12:19:07 · answer #2 · answered by michmac75 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The things little johnny says, so hilarious.
2006-11-18 12:27:16 · answer #3 · answered by รкเttlєร 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAOOOO i literally started cracking up randomly in front of the computer....haha my brother just looked at me weird...
mann that was the limit! too funny!
nice pun
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2006-11-18 12:19:27 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Pyar Ki Pari♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL<
wow! that's Hallariouse:)
ha ha ha
2006-11-18 12:22:12 · answer #5 · answered by Cherry 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah, a bit funny, not enough to cause pain!
2006-11-18 12:20:03 · answer #6 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok dat was funny lol lmao
2006-11-18 12:39:06 · answer #7 · answered by idkjustanothergurl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You just love those jokes huh? Thanks again for making me laugh! And for the best answer honey.
2006-11-18 12:18:58 · answer #8 · answered by snowbaby 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that was funny!
2006-11-18 12:20:41 · answer #9 · answered by Suzy Suzee Sue 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad.
2006-11-18 12:21:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋