The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time. She was reluctant to call upon little Johnnie, knowing that he sometimes could be a bit crude. But eventually his turn came. Little Johnnie walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard, then sat back down. Well, the teacher couldn't figure out what Johnnie had in mind for his report, so she asked him just what that was. "It's a period," reported Johnnie. "Well I can see that," she said, "but what is so exciting about a period." "Damned if I know," said Johnnie, "but this morning my sister said she missed one. Then Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted and the man next door shot himself."
2006-11-18 12:15:25 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Plz stop, I am in pain now!
2006-11-18 12:18:14 · answer #1 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Excellent!
2006-11-18 12:21:22 · answer #2 · answered by Hello Dave 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a oldie yet goodie. have you ever heard this one. Little Johnny's Watch collectively as interior the playground together with his chum, Little Johnny observed that Jimmy became donning a sparkling,vivid watch. "Did you get that on your birthday?" asked Little Johnny. "Nope." spoke back Jimmy. "nicely, did you get it for Christmas then?? lower back Jimmy says "Nope." "You did now not thieve it, did you?" asks Little Johnny. "No," pronounced Jimmy. "I went into mom and dad's mattress room the different nighttime whilst they have been 'doing the nasty'. Dad gave me his watch to get rid of me. Little Johnny became somewhat inspired with this concept, and somewhat jealous of Jimmy's new watch. He vowed to get one for himself. That nighttime, he waited outdoors his mothers and fathers' mattress room till he heard the unmistakable noises oflovemaking. merely then, he swung the door extensive open and boldly strode into the mattress room. His father, caught in midstroke, became and pronounced angrily. "What do you want now?" "I wanna watch," Johnny spoke back. with out lacking a stroke, his father pronounced, "high quality. Stand interior the nook and watch, yet save quiet."
2016-12-17 12:22:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Little Johnny is something else.
2006-11-18 12:28:48 · answer #4 · answered by รкเttlєร 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i think lil johnny has the two confused.... and he'd better get ready to be an uncle soon.
2006-11-18 12:17:49 · answer #5 · answered by terrica1234567676 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one, that little johnny always has something to say, good one lol
2006-11-18 12:20:30 · answer #6 · answered by Flowers 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one.
2006-11-18 17:45:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh that is fantastic! Great joke! will be telling that one tomorrow!
2006-11-18 12:18:03 · answer #8 · answered by michmac75 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats alright, the stakes were high the stakes were high
2006-11-18 12:17:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is funny! i think he should get ready to be an uncle.
2006-11-18 12:26:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋