2006-11-18 11:59:24 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Sorry, don't know the answer to this riddle. What is it?
2006-11-18 13:19:59 · answer #1 · answered by as4debs 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1) get a towel
2) put somthing for the squirrel to cilmb up in the toilet
3)if you have any dogs or cats put them in a locked room
4) when the squirrel finds it's way out of the toilet coverit with the towel this is to calm it down
5) with gloves or other protective hand gear pickup the towel with the squirrel in it in a box of some sort
6) rellese animal into the yard near some cover it will be tired from its ordeal
7) check your self for scratches bites or open wounds
8) if you have been bitten or clawed by it go to the doctors for a shot and explain what happend
2006-11-18 20:09:46 · answer #2 · answered by jmcmonw 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You sound like you are telling a joke!! funniest joke ever! Omg! I can't stop laughing!! Never mind be serious now, If it is real , then use a net and catch the squirrel and then keep it as pet or free it or maybe sell it.
2006-11-19 01:40:13 · answer #3 · answered by ImperfectPiinkiish♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well in australia we dont have squirrels but i had a lizard in my toilet once. i got a massive net, you know the one that you clean the pool with, took the long handle off and fished him out. actually that gave me an idea, you could get ya fishing rod out and fish for awhile, that might be cruel tho.
How big are squirrels? how could it swin around in a toilet?
2006-11-18 20:11:00 · answer #4 · answered by Crazy_person 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
one try flushing it
if it does not go down, spray lots and lots of bleach in there trying to get it in the face
be careful very careful they can have rabies
most likely he came down the air vent pipe on the roof and then crawled into your toilet, this usually happens with rats, not squirrels, but yes sometimes squirrels too
be very careful they bit and then to get fixed, you have to take a huge needle in the stomach like ten times over several weeks
spray away and make sure you have some one keeping the cover almost closed, because he will go crazy...
good luck
2006-11-18 20:04:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
is..it..dead?? i found a dead squirrel in my pool once... it wasnt pleasant. if it is alive, you should get a towel, and dry it off. then, grab a phone book and look and see if there are any places where animals can recover, and then go back to the wild. if it is dead... then i would give it a funeral. but make sure its dead before you bury it!!
2006-11-18 20:04:47 · answer #6 · answered by tangerine 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aren't you the same guy who grows marajuana in his basement? According to that....maybe you are just hallucinating. Cut down on the illegal drugs, and maybe you will find less rodents in your plumbing.
2006-11-18 20:15:20 · answer #7 · answered by mlygsby 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bob for squirrel
2006-11-18 20:09:15 · answer #8 · answered by Keith C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dry them off
2006-11-18 20:00:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let it swim and worry about the fire...lol...
2006-11-19 02:02:23 · answer #10 · answered by Deleted 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋