so he could get crucified like a jew.
2006-11-18 11:49:58 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
thats funny for me not even believing in jesus god thingie.
hahahahahahahahahaha!
2006-11-18 12:02:57 · answer #1 · answered by )O(THE DARK WITCH)O( 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did Jesus cross the road,so he could get crucified like a jew,so He could die for me and you,Sam I am,I don't like green eggs and ham.
Boy are you a mutton head!
2006-11-18 19:53:16 · answer #2 · answered by AngelsFan 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny, I was expecting that it was to atone for the sins of the chickens, which had become fowl in the sight of the lord.
Your version just makes no sense at all.
2006-11-18 19:53:07 · answer #3 · answered by Barabas 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jesus volunteered to come to earth and die for our sins..and ransom us from the sin Adam put on us...it was a plan...a perfect plan that spread out over 33 years...Jusus never sinned..he presented his perfect life for us...he didn't have to ..he wanted to suffer and die for all mankind..can't you be more happy he did that for you?
You now have a chance to live forever...Jesus did that for you...God ( Jehovah) loved the world so much he gave his only begotten son ....SAY THANKS
2006-11-18 19:55:46 · answer #4 · answered by debbie2243 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To save the people on the other side
2006-11-18 19:55:42 · answer #5 · answered by cpewitte27 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There's something called poor taste and ignorance.
2006-11-18 19:53:23 · answer #6 · answered by me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did you write this question?
Because you are nuts.
2006-11-18 19:52:08 · answer #7 · answered by A 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Because he was "nailed" to the chicken.
2006-11-18 19:53:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
GOSH--THAT THE BEST YOU COULD DO?
TRY ANOTHER ONE TOMORROW.
2006-11-18 19:53:26 · answer #9 · answered by cork 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
...that joke is so morbid.
2006-11-18 19:53:07 · answer #10 · answered by Jacques 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋