Three men were sitting together, bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.
The first man had married a woman from Indiana, and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed done at their house.
He said that it took a couple days, but on the third day he came home to a clean house, and the dishes were all washed and put away.
The second man had married a woman from Utah. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, the dishes,
and the cooking.
He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.
The third had married a Georgia girl. He said that he told her that her duties were to keep the house clean, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal.
He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, just enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and telephone a landscaper.
2006-11-18 11:48:07 · 15 answers · asked by Woody 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol....
2006-11-18 11:50:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Living in Georgia I must tell ya... I found that to be absoultely hilarious!!!! I loved it!! He did not marry a southern belle or a good ol' country girl, he got hooked up with a die hard redneck girl that wasn't about to take any sh**.... LMAOOOO loved it!!!!
2006-11-20 01:00:42 · answer #2 · answered by Dark Devotions 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol very funny. He should've just said to do everything while he sat on his as.s all day! Then he could be more lazy by not having to say it all. He would be a REAL man! LOL
2006-11-19 07:17:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one
2006-11-18 12:02:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha...he should have seen that coming! He should have given her some flowers too!
2006-11-18 16:10:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg realy caught me off guard on that one roflmao best one in awhile keep it up
2006-11-21 08:40:56 · answer #6 · answered by burnt bob 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was so funny at the end. lol loved it.
2006-11-22 13:24:11 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAOOO absolutely loved it!
thanks for the smile!!
=]
2006-11-18 12:03:46 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Pyar Ki Pari♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Woo, go Southern women! :-)
2006-11-18 13:34:14 · answer #9 · answered by JJ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too funny! lol
2006-11-18 11:51:34 · answer #10 · answered by Terri R 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG that was so funny!!!I love thattt
2006-11-18 11:51:31 · answer #11 · answered by michelle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋