Woman's Quote of the Day:
"Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something with which you'd like to have dinner with."
Men's Counter-Quote of the Day:
"Women are like fine wine. They all start out fresh, fruity and intoxicating to the mind and then turn full-bodied with age until they go all sour and vinegary and give you a headache."
2006-11-18 11:39:43 · 12 answers · asked by Dew Drop 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I have to agree with both concepts, they are so true. lol
2006-11-22 12:50:36 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ever heard of the AlgonquiI Round Table? To make a long story short I love all kinds of humor but by far my favorite is sarcastic, dark, sharp, snide etc. It's just edgier. These quotes are much like the kind you might find at that literary & intelligent place mentioned above. I'm not at all insulted by sexism, racism, even the most taboo of subjects. However there is a limit. It is up to you to know what's a tease & what is completely inappropriate. I have even gone so far as to report those here who have lost sight of these things. Thanx for the humor!!
2006-11-18 13:16:26 · answer #2 · answered by PAMELA G 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can't say that I agree with either but the woman's quote was much better of course.
2006-11-18 11:55:31 · answer #3 · answered by s019451 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The men's quote is right on the money.
2006-11-18 11:54:30 · answer #4 · answered by Vince 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I LOVE sexist quotes. They are funny and cute. I especially like how they make righteous busy bodies with no sense of humor angry...
2006-11-18 11:42:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nicely that's the term 'different 0.5' comes from i think of. confident i think we finished one yet another. I carry to a relationship what basically a guy can carry, and she or he brings what basically a girl can carry. prepare, we make one finished man or woman.
2016-10-04 03:01:14 · answer #6 · answered by esannason 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I agree with the men's.
2006-11-18 13:30:07 · answer #7 · answered by St Harpy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
totally agree
2006-11-18 12:03:29 · answer #8 · answered by รкเttlєร 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh my gosh!! I love the women's quote, such a smart quote...lovely!! thank you very much, that made my night!
2006-11-18 11:42:28 · answer #9 · answered by natalia k 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow... i agree with the women's one.. but the idea of women stompong on men and making them amture - wel.. ok. i c where you goin... ok i agree with both of um
2006-11-18 11:42:22 · answer #10 · answered by Rhyhaina 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋