Satan is my father but I am tried of him getting all the glory when I am the one reaping mankinds soul for him I basically do all the work for him and he get praise for it I need a plan to take him down
I don't want him to know it so none of you tell him my plans or you will be in hell.Ideas you may have if you help me then you will come to help with me.cool right
Satan is my soon to be die Father
Hell is me
Adolf Hitler is my hero
2006-11-18 10:44:09 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
How am I gonna kill satan you say well he can only be kiled in the hards of his child I just need to find a plan to get close to him
2006-11-18 10:45:25 · update #1
suit yourself...and use spell check next time
2006-11-18 10:49:19 · answer #1 · answered by Sunspot Baby 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Despair,
Please rethink your idea of killing your father, Satan. Many of the people here have reminded you that GOD will do this, just chill. Maybe move to a different part of hell, and let your father do his thing. GOD will take care of him, when it's time.
Also, many think you need medical help, so you still have it! LOL! (although only 15 bites)
Stay in school - get your medical/genetic degree and work on your cure project. Also - just a reminder - you just got out of detention, so chill!
Maybe a hobby, would burn your extra energy off, and you could relax a little. How about taxidermy, nothing more fun than stuffing dead animals! What does the daughter of Satan to relax? Shrunken head collecting?
Oh, have a wonderful Holiday season, probably can't mention the reason for the season - without getting you upset!! LOL. Put Barbies head back on her own body, and have fun!
2006-11-19 06:50:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are as crazy as a loon already. Go bang your head on the wall for a while - it can't hurt you any worse. By merely speaking the words you have spoken here, you have opened your silly little self up to a myriad of demonic problems. If anything, you are completely useless and worthless to Satan. He is the Destroyer and little ole you will never even come close to his power and/or ability. You are a complete fool for even messing with Satan much less taunting him in an immature and arrogant fashion as you have.
2006-11-18 10:51:19 · answer #3 · answered by mellow 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You have some problems dude. Why do you think Satan is your Father? Satan does not have glory and you shouldn't be proud of him.
Reaping mankinds soul is a sin and you need to calm down.
2006-11-18 10:47:47 · answer #4 · answered by syfox133 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Satan has no glory. He's a total loser from the beginning, at the present, and in the future. But at least you have something in common with him!!
2006-11-18 10:47:58 · answer #5 · answered by Rainfog 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
pray 911
2006-11-18 10:52:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why would Hitler be your hero? He was a good Catholic boy.
2006-11-18 10:48:36 · answer #7 · answered by Brendan G 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Okay.......Get a life.Satan is a spirit only God can take care of him.And you need some help.
2006-11-18 10:48:21 · answer #8 · answered by AngelsFan 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I guess apples don't fall far from trees.Didn't yo daddy do the same thing to his daddy ?
2006-11-18 10:47:04 · answer #9 · answered by punkin 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wouldn't it be through your usual delusions of grandeur? That's it: delusions, grand or otherwise,but still delusions
2006-11-18 10:50:31 · answer #10 · answered by Susan M 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
First of all........YOU are the one going to hell!!
Secondly, you dont need to try and defeat satan because GOD is gunna do that anyway!!!!!!!!
2006-11-18 10:48:56 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋