Three Ladies Getting Old
Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One
said, "Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand in
front of the refrigerator and can't remember whether I need to put it
away, or start making a sandwich."
The second lady chimed in, "Yes, some times I find myself on the
landing of the stairs and can't remember whether I was on my way up or
on my way down."
The third one responded, " Well, I'm glad I don't have that problem;
knock on wood," as she rapped her knuckles on the table, then told
them "That must be the door, I'll get it!"
2006-11-18 10:40:31 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
tee hee, I heard it before but still funny
2006-11-18 10:43:48 · answer #1 · answered by Greeneyed 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's a good one. I'm like that now, and I'm only 24!
2006-11-18 18:57:14 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Pamela♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I lauged so much it made my nipples hard
2006-11-18 18:43:55 · answer #3 · answered by Bouncing on my meat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
i like that one
2006-11-18 21:03:39 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha!! I so know people like that !
2006-11-18 18:45:05 · answer #5 · answered by Jackie G 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-11-18 19:02:57 · answer #6 · answered by ferniemagernie7 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny dude
2006-11-18 18:46:53 · answer #7 · answered by meme 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was funny
2006-11-18 18:44:02 · answer #8 · answered by Jester 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lame
2006-11-18 18:57:31 · answer #9 · answered by scms81 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
tee-hee!
2006-11-18 18:48:45 · answer #10 · answered by taylor ! 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋