Key verses in the Revised Book of Genesis?

Question

10) The serpent was more crafty than any of the animals; he as a lawyer for the ACLU.

9) And Noah lived 950 years…but still never got flood insurance

8) And lot chose to live in Sodom mostly because property taxes were so low there.

7) When told he would have a son, Abraham laughed… for he was 100 years old and could not afford in-vitro fertilization.

6) Abraham! Take your son, your only son.. and bring him to the orthodontist.

5) King Abimelech saw Isaac caressing his wife Rebecca; so he taped it and sent it to Jerry Springer.

4) And Joseph’s brothers hated him for his coat of many colors which his father bought him retail

3) Potiphar’s wife took notice of Joseph; she e-mailed his MySpace page at least five or six times a day.

2) Pharaoh rewarded Joseph with riches and one of those cushy lifetime government jobs.

1) Joseph interpreted his fellow inmates’ dreams and he began charging them $325 for each 50-min session.

I thought you guys could use a laugh. So what do you think?

Answer 1

Funny! Nice to see a familiar face, too :)

Answer 2

The key to remember is that (like with all truths) Genesis is actually referring to NOW, whereas Revelations is referring to the past. It is Opposite of what people think. Read "The Present with Religion."

Answer 3

Nice to see someone here with a sense of humor.

Answer 4

The orthodontist!.....I bet the kid would have rather been sacraficed.

Answer 5

hehe

Answer 6

That was pretty good.

Answer 7

Not bad!!

Answer 8

LOL, this is hilarious.