A dog goes into a hardware store and says give me a job,
The store owner says,we dont hire dogs,why dont you try the circus,
The dog says,what would the circus want with a plumber....
2006-11-18 10:25:31 · 12 answers · asked by foureyesslim 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Idiots won't get this one
2006-11-18 10:29:42 · update #1
Never saw it coming.
2006-11-18 10:29:41 · answer #1 · answered by Barry DaLive 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The owner says " Wow, a talking dog " The dog thinking it don't want to do stupid human tricks on Letterman says " I know the Hardware business" " What do you mean ?" says the store owner. And the dog made a bolt for door.
2006-11-18 10:31:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
wanna read another dog joke?
3 dogs are sitting in the lobby of the vet's office. one says to the others, " theyre going to put me down at 3. i pooped in my owners's shoes."
another dog says to the others, " theyre going to put me down at 3:15. i tore up my owner's leather couch."
the last dog says to the others, " when my owner got out of his shower and bent down to pick up his towel, i screwed him up the as s.
the two other dogs turn to the last and ask, " well, when are you going to be put down?"
"oh, im just here to get my nails cut."
2006-11-18 10:48:47 · answer #3 · answered by louie 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I laughed so much it made my nipples hard
2006-11-18 10:42:48 · answer #4 · answered by Bouncing on my meat 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Will be heree if machine leek again, your friend dog he fix, thankyou!
2006-11-18 10:28:54 · answer #5 · answered by mysquello 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
lol he could also go for the position of toilet bowl cleaner!!
2006-11-18 12:16:20 · answer #6 · answered by terrica1234567676 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well, i guess i'm an idiot then!
Shoot, i just got the hiccups!
2006-11-18 10:53:34 · answer #7 · answered by taylor ! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha but try a funnier one ;)
2006-11-18 10:35:14 · answer #8 · answered by Jaded Heart 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
don't give up your day job!
2006-11-18 10:29:34 · answer #9 · answered by Tired Old Man 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha good one lol
2006-11-18 11:56:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋